Colbert and Kimmel to host Antifa telethon.

[Votto]

Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel have decided to do a telethon to raise money for Antifa..........that is...................if they really existed.

"We are not suggesting that Antifa really exists because they are more of a concept than an organized group", said Colbert, "But if they did this is the money we would give them."

Jimmy Kimmel concurred saying, "Antifa is just a way to combat fascism. We need people out their shooting fascists and burning down cities before the real fascists in power start doing this."

Jimmy and Stephen also announced that they will be transitioning and getting married early next year.

No word yet if they will be allowed to own any guns.

 

[knuckles]

If they do they will e going to prison now that ANTIFA is designated a terrorist organization.

 

[Calypso Jones]