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One last adventure tale, inspired by another favorite movie of mine, Die Hard (Bruce Willis)! Thanks for reading (and enjoy!),
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The grand Chicago Trade Building in Illinois was the site of a great Christmas party, hosted by a very wealthy and important financier-businessman named James Silverman.
This building secretly holds a vault-room storing over $100 million in Chicago bearer-bonds, good for any black market transaction, should they be stolen, were it not for the immaculate levels of security boasted by the building security officers and managers and guards.
The Christmas party was going without a hitch, and everyone's enjoying themselves, and it feels like a good old fashioned office Christmas party, complete with dancing and drinks and dumplings and music.
Suddenly, a group of IRA terrorists break in, using a supply truck, stolen and painted, as their entrance maneuver in the underground garage, and the terrorists present themselves after walking out the elevator onto the main level of the office Christmas party lobby area; of course, they're all armed with machine-guns.
FRITZ: "Make no mistake, ladies and gentlemen, we're in charge here, but we're here for finance market bonds, so you'll be fine."
Fritz is an IRA general but half German, as his name indicates, and he sports a ridiculous Santa-like beard for this terrible invasion of the Chicago Trade Building, giving everyone at the office Christmas party the jitters.
Fritz' girlfriend Elka is a redhead IRA explosives expert and has planted bombs throughout the building while Fritz and his team secure the members of the office Christmas party as hostages, locking the building and disarming the guards and freeing Elka to do her special talent with explosives in case the Chicago Police Department arrive too early.
FRITZ: "We have no desire to blow up this beautiful building, so cooperate, and we'll walk out of here with our political bonds."
In 1 hour, the Chicago police have assembled outside the building and their chief listens to Fritz' demands over the cellular phone he's kept with him, and he's requested to be given 4 hours to obtain the bonds from the timelocked vault room for his mission in Northern Ireland, but hopefully the cops outside, bulletproofed, will be ready for him in case the hostages are threatened for real.
Fortunately, one of the guests is a visiting NYPD officer named Isaac Satan who's attending the office Christmas party at the Chicago Trade Building for his wife who's an executive of the company co-hosting the event with the wealthy financier, and Isaac's planning on how to scramble these terrorists' daydreams, despite the fact he seems rather mild-mannered.
Isaac's obtained a mobile phone which he's used to advise the Chicago police to assemble and send in a group of uniformed women in police gear to enter through a secret entrance he's opened while sneaking around the building and evading Fritz' terrorists, since Isaac intends to use these costumed policewomen as a lure to create a terrorism sarcastic distraction while he seeks to obtain the political bearer-bonds inside the vault-room before the terrorists can grab them.
FRITZ: Do you really think you'll win, cop?
ISAAC: Those women are hiding in the building somewhere, Fritz!
FRITZ: So what, you sneaked in some costumed bitches for your circus-show?
ISAAC: These circus-women Fritz are gonna make fools out of you.
FRITZ: How's that?
ISAAC: I'm going to get those bearer-bonds before you do.
FRITZ: How's that?
Isaac's been told by the outside authorities that the vault-room can only be entered through a back-hallway which is a timelocked passage of numerous safe boxes, each containing a code number printed on paper, necessary to put together to open the vault door itself, and Isaac manages to scurry through each safe box timelock and obtain the individual code numbers by using time-lagged synchronized alternate spaced door switch openings, tricking the timelock computer system into opening all the doors faster and simultaneously after the first 5 doors are opened manually by his ingenious trick.
Isaac has dressed up as a Middle Eastern terrorist using a scarf and sunglasses he brought with him after obtaining the bearer-bonds from the vault-room and then hides in the ventilation duct and wiggles his way through to the office where Fritz is sitting and conversing with the outside Chicago police; because Isaac wants to present himself to Fritz as an interfering fanatic named Ali.
FRITZ: Who the hell are you?
ALI (Isaac): My name's Ali, and I work for the Taliban.
FRITZ: The Taliban are dead!
ALI: That's what people think, Fritz.
FRITZ: How'd you know my name, Ali?
ALI: It's all over the mobile airways now, Fritz.
FRITZ: What do you want?
ALI: Maybe I have those bearer-bonds you want!
Ali (Isaac) manages to convince Fritz that he's been an idling thief who invaded the Chicago Trade Building to steal the bearer-bonds for the Taliban and had no idea the IRA was sending a unit to do the same during that very-same Christmas party; Fritz tells Ali (Isaac) that he's been annoyed with the NYPD officer Isaac who's been hiding costumed smuggled in fake policewoman inside the building to make a fool out of him; Ali (Isaac) tells Fritz he'll get the better of this NYPD hero by sneaking out the bearer-bonds and meeting Fritz' girlfriend Elka in the alley behind the back exit; Fritz tells Ali (Isaac) to do this with an escorting IRA terrorist Sean, but Ali (Isaac) manages to confuse and choke this 'ally' Sean and then delivers both Elka and the bearer-bonds to the outside police, compelling Fritz to surrender and the crowds to sing an unusual hero-street Christmas jingle!
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
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The grand Chicago Trade Building in Illinois was the site of a great Christmas party, hosted by a very wealthy and important financier-businessman named James Silverman.
This building secretly holds a vault-room storing over $100 million in Chicago bearer-bonds, good for any black market transaction, should they be stolen, were it not for the immaculate levels of security boasted by the building security officers and managers and guards.
The Christmas party was going without a hitch, and everyone's enjoying themselves, and it feels like a good old fashioned office Christmas party, complete with dancing and drinks and dumplings and music.
Suddenly, a group of IRA terrorists break in, using a supply truck, stolen and painted, as their entrance maneuver in the underground garage, and the terrorists present themselves after walking out the elevator onto the main level of the office Christmas party lobby area; of course, they're all armed with machine-guns.
FRITZ: "Make no mistake, ladies and gentlemen, we're in charge here, but we're here for finance market bonds, so you'll be fine."
Fritz is an IRA general but half German, as his name indicates, and he sports a ridiculous Santa-like beard for this terrible invasion of the Chicago Trade Building, giving everyone at the office Christmas party the jitters.
Fritz' girlfriend Elka is a redhead IRA explosives expert and has planted bombs throughout the building while Fritz and his team secure the members of the office Christmas party as hostages, locking the building and disarming the guards and freeing Elka to do her special talent with explosives in case the Chicago Police Department arrive too early.
FRITZ: "We have no desire to blow up this beautiful building, so cooperate, and we'll walk out of here with our political bonds."
In 1 hour, the Chicago police have assembled outside the building and their chief listens to Fritz' demands over the cellular phone he's kept with him, and he's requested to be given 4 hours to obtain the bonds from the timelocked vault room for his mission in Northern Ireland, but hopefully the cops outside, bulletproofed, will be ready for him in case the hostages are threatened for real.
Fortunately, one of the guests is a visiting NYPD officer named Isaac Satan who's attending the office Christmas party at the Chicago Trade Building for his wife who's an executive of the company co-hosting the event with the wealthy financier, and Isaac's planning on how to scramble these terrorists' daydreams, despite the fact he seems rather mild-mannered.
Isaac's obtained a mobile phone which he's used to advise the Chicago police to assemble and send in a group of uniformed women in police gear to enter through a secret entrance he's opened while sneaking around the building and evading Fritz' terrorists, since Isaac intends to use these costumed policewomen as a lure to create a terrorism sarcastic distraction while he seeks to obtain the political bearer-bonds inside the vault-room before the terrorists can grab them.
FRITZ: Do you really think you'll win, cop?
ISAAC: Those women are hiding in the building somewhere, Fritz!
FRITZ: So what, you sneaked in some costumed bitches for your circus-show?
ISAAC: These circus-women Fritz are gonna make fools out of you.
FRITZ: How's that?
ISAAC: I'm going to get those bearer-bonds before you do.
FRITZ: How's that?
Isaac's been told by the outside authorities that the vault-room can only be entered through a back-hallway which is a timelocked passage of numerous safe boxes, each containing a code number printed on paper, necessary to put together to open the vault door itself, and Isaac manages to scurry through each safe box timelock and obtain the individual code numbers by using time-lagged synchronized alternate spaced door switch openings, tricking the timelock computer system into opening all the doors faster and simultaneously after the first 5 doors are opened manually by his ingenious trick.
Isaac has dressed up as a Middle Eastern terrorist using a scarf and sunglasses he brought with him after obtaining the bearer-bonds from the vault-room and then hides in the ventilation duct and wiggles his way through to the office where Fritz is sitting and conversing with the outside Chicago police; because Isaac wants to present himself to Fritz as an interfering fanatic named Ali.
FRITZ: Who the hell are you?
ALI (Isaac): My name's Ali, and I work for the Taliban.
FRITZ: The Taliban are dead!
ALI: That's what people think, Fritz.
FRITZ: How'd you know my name, Ali?
ALI: It's all over the mobile airways now, Fritz.
FRITZ: What do you want?
ALI: Maybe I have those bearer-bonds you want!
Ali (Isaac) manages to convince Fritz that he's been an idling thief who invaded the Chicago Trade Building to steal the bearer-bonds for the Taliban and had no idea the IRA was sending a unit to do the same during that very-same Christmas party; Fritz tells Ali (Isaac) that he's been annoyed with the NYPD officer Isaac who's been hiding costumed smuggled in fake policewoman inside the building to make a fool out of him; Ali (Isaac) tells Fritz he'll get the better of this NYPD hero by sneaking out the bearer-bonds and meeting Fritz' girlfriend Elka in the alley behind the back exit; Fritz tells Ali (Isaac) to do this with an escorting IRA terrorist Sean, but Ali (Isaac) manages to confuse and choke this 'ally' Sean and then delivers both Elka and the bearer-bonds to the outside police, compelling Fritz to surrender and the crowds to sing an unusual hero-street Christmas jingle!
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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)
