Captain Chaos in action.

The Magas are already building the 'jesus' model!

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I've come to the conclusion that the motors are inside the body, there is an air intake in the chest and the air is blown down through the legs and out the bottoms of the feet. Obviously, the lift is provided by the cape and outstretched arms.

What I'm not sure about is how the thing is steered and just how you bring it down and land it without destroying it.
It needs a big net to fly into and catch it or maybe a wet landing strip to come down on and slide to a stop.

If someone makes a Trump version of this, I think it could be a big seller. It would be worth it to fly it around and over Washington DC just to freak out the people there.
 
I am? Thanks for telling me what I think and believe. News to me, you moron.
It's not news. you've confessed to being a literal believer! Now you appear to think it's too embarrassing to say.
Was that an actual sentence in your “mind?”

Another stupid question ^ from you, a shit stain who argues over shit never said, suggested, implied or existing.
 
It's not news. you've confessed to being a literal believer! Now you appear to think it's too embarrassing to say.
Another lie from the Canuck fucktard.

Do us all a big favor. GFY. You offer nothing of value here. Ever.
 
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Another le from the Canuck fucktard.

Do us all a big favor. GFY. You offer nothing of value here. Ever.
You're off topic my friend. This is about satire and literal believers are considered to be satirical (a joke) since about 1899!
Get it? Life in a big fish's digestive track for 3 days? Giraffe's heads sticking out the roof of your Ark?

If you don't get the joke, stop ruining it for everybody else. (or tell mom and/or dad?)
 
You're off topic my friend. This is about satire and literal believers are considered to be satirical (a joke) since about 1899!
Get it? Life in a big fish's digestive track for 3 days? Giraffe's heads sticking out the roof of your Ark?

If you don't get the joke, stop ruining it for everybody else. (or tell mom and/or dad?)
You are the joke, dufus.

Ass suckers like you keep insisting they know what I do or don’t believe. In reality, of course, you don’t.

And that these posts are in a satire forum doesn’t alleviate your responsibility to at least try to be factual in making your moron assertions. But you don’t.

If you’re worried about “ruining” jokes, start making jokes instead of being a fucking scumbag all the time.
 
You are the joke, dufus.

Ass suckers like you keep insisting they know what I do or don’t believe. In reality, of course, you don’t.
This is supposed to be satire. My contribution is in having you confess to being a literal believer. That's satire to all the others. Get it? Giraffe heads sticking out?
And that these posts are in a satire forum doesn’t alleviate your responsibility to at least try to be factual in making your moron assertions. But you don’t.

If you’re worried about “ruining” jokes, start making jokes instead of being a fucking scumbag all the time.
 
This is supposed to be satire. My contribution is in having you confess to being a literal believer. That's satire to all the others. Get it? Giraffe heads sticking out?
Hey, shit bag. That you posted a reply in “satire” doesn’t mean it’s ok to make false claims.

Hurry back to your assigned task: gfy
 
Flying a jesus kite over maga rallies wouldn't be accepted as being funny. They would shoot him down in a hail of lead!
 
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