Breaking: Trump Retaliates Against Asian Murder Hornets With American Kamikaze Bears

[Weatherman2020]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has retaliated against the release of Asian murder hornets with newly developed kamikaze bears.

Trump deployed the bears all across Asia Tuesday morning, laughing maniacally as the aggressive predators who will definitely kill you charged into China exploding themselves wherever they could.

The bears are flung from aircraft carriers and fly into their targets, frightening people because they're friggin' bears and then exploding everybody to death. They have been trained to roar, "AMERICA, SON!" as they approach their target, striking even more fear into the hearts of their foes.

"What's better than hornets? Bears. Kamikaze bears. The best bears, maybe ever," Trump said as he unveiled six of the kamikaze bears, the deadliest biological weapon in American history. "Who's a good bear? You are. That's right. Bears! The best! Everyone says so!"

Members of the press slowly backed away from the large, aggressive predators, but it was too late. "Why don't we try this out on the media?" Trump said. "Bears, attack!"

 

[Marion Morrison]

LMAO! That's good!

 

[Fed Starving]

Reminds me of my best friend's invention when we were kids. He called it... explodee balls.

 

[PoliticalChic]

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has retaliated against the release of Asian murder hornets with newly developed kamikaze bears.

Trump deployed the bears all across Asia Tuesday morning, laughing maniacally as the aggressive predators who will definitely kill you charged into China exploding themselves wherever they could.

The bears are flung from aircraft carriers and fly into their targets, frightening people because they're friggin' bears and then exploding everybody to death. They have been trained to roar, "AMERICA, SON!" as they approach their target, striking even more fear into the hearts of their foes.

"What's better than hornets? Bears. Kamikaze bears. The best bears, maybe ever," Trump said as he unveiled six of the kamikaze bears, the deadliest biological weapon in American history. "Who's a good bear? You are. That's right. Bears! The best! Everyone says so!"

Members of the press slowly backed away from the large, aggressive predators, but it was too late. "Why don't we try this out on the media?" Trump said. "Bears, attack!"

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump has retaliated against the release of Asian murder hornets with newly developed kamikaze bears.

Trump deployed the bears all across Asia Tuesday morning, laughing maniacally as the aggressive predators who will definitely kill you charged into China exploding themselves wherever they could.

The bears are flung from aircraft carriers and fly into their targets, frightening people because they're friggin' bears and then exploding everybody to death. They have been trained to roar, "AMERICA, SON!" as they approach their target, striking even more fear into the hearts of their foes.

"What's better than hornets? Bears. Kamikaze bears. The best bears, maybe ever," Trump said as he unveiled six of the kamikaze bears, the deadliest biological weapon in American history. "Who's a good bear? You are. That's right. Bears! The best! Everyone says so!"

Members of the press slowly backed away from the large, aggressive predators, but it was too late. "Why don't we try this out on the media?" Trump said. "Bears, attack!"

"Murder Hornet Named New President Of Planned Parenthood
May 7th, 2020

NEW YORK—A massive Asian Murder Hornet was named President of Planned Parenthood today. The move came after Planned Parenthood realized the killer insect had the exact qualities they'd been seeking to take the company in the right direction. Namely, lots of murder.

The Murder Hornet entered Planned Parenthood Headquarters around 10 a.m. yesterday “just looking for an entry level job,” according to sources. But when leadership caught wind of the murderous hornet’s employment interest, they jumped at the opportunity.
“It was a sign from our Mother Spirit Margaret Sanger,” explained former President Alexis McGill Johnson. “So I called the Murder Hornet up to my office right away. She actually took the time to murder all six people in the elevator on the way up. A real go-getter. I had no choice but to step down immediately and name her the new president.”


The Murder Hornet got right to work, outlining her basic murdering method, and hiring on more Murder Hornets by the hundreds of thousands. All females of course.
It was late in the day, however, when things took a turn for the worst. The new President of Planned Parenthood caught wind of a controversial statement made by former President Alexis McGill Johnson about a week ago. Apparently Johnson had mentioned that Joe Biden, a Democrat, should address sexual assault allegations made against him, a Democrat. These kinds of statements would not fly under the new leadership.
“Let's just say Alexis is no longer with us,” said one of the few remaining non-insect staff members."

Murder Hornet Named New President Of Planned Parenthood

NEW YORK—A massive Asian Murder Hornet was named President of Planned Parenthood today. The move came after Planned Parenthood realized the killer insect had the exact qualities they'd been seeking to take the company in the right direction. Namely, lots of murder. The Murder Hornet entered...

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[petro]

Maybe the bears can eat the damn Asian Carp also.