BREAKING: Trump Deploys National Guard to Supreme Court

[Crepitus]

Following a 6-3 ruling that struck down donald trump's scattershot tariff scheme, the aged Floridian announced a deployment of the National Guard to the Supreme Court.

"This once great court so great, it was has become a very unpatriotic and unloyal group. Very disappointing. Controlled by rhinos and left-wing Democrat lunatics who have trump derangement syndrome because they're jealous of trump because we're doing great things. Very great things. With the ballroom. And winning elections. Every election including 2020, um 20. We won. We won that. So we're going to take over the elections to ensure elections are fair. Very fair. We need fair elections. So the National Guard is going in. They're going in to straighten things out. Make it clean. Clean it up. That's what... Such great uniforms look so good. And I'm gonna march over there with them. Ready? OK"

The 34-count felon then closed his eyes and drooled a little.

 

[Dirk the Daring]

Following a 6-3 ruling that struck down donald trump's scattershot tariff scheme, the aged Floridian announced a deployment of the National Guard to the Supreme Court.

"This once great court so great, it was has become a very unpatriotic and unloyal group. Very disappointing. Controlled by rhinos and left-wing Democrat lunatics who have trump derangement syndrome because they're jealous of trump because we're doing great things. Very great things. With the ballroom. And winning elections. Every election including 2020, um 20. We won. We won that. So we're going to take over the elections to ensure elections are fair. Very fair. We need fair elections. So the National Guard is going in. They're going in to straighten things out. Make it clean. Clean it up. That's what... Such great uniforms look so good. And I'm gonna march over there with them. Ready? OK"

The 34-count felon then closed his eyes and drooled a little.

I can't lie, I LOL'd when I first saw the thread title pop up. Kudos.

 

[Eman623]

Meh.

 

[Zincwarrior]

We live in a time when I thought this was real.

 

[1srelluc]

....and mean spirited. Typical of a vile dem.

 

[Zincwarrior]

....and mean spirited. Typical of a vile dem.

You would cheer if he did it

 

[Crepitus]

We live in a time when I thought this was real.

 

[Failzero]

G-d I hope we strike the PTB in Iran and Airdrop Small arms to the Protestors

 

[marvin martian]

We live in a time when I thought this was real.

Because you're an idiot.

 

[1srelluc]

You would cheer if he did it

Negative, I'm not near as mean-spirited as a vile dem.....I take a "win some, lose some" attitude.

I've no doubt Trump will find a work-around.

Hell, he couldn't think as slow as you people if he tried.

 

[Crepitus]

....and mean spirited. Typical of a vile dem.

"Mean spirited"?

How many time did your ilk accuse Michelle Obama of being a man?

You kids do not have a leg to stand on for that shit.

 

[1srelluc]

"Mean spirited"?

How many time did your ilk accuse Michelle Obama of being a man?

You kids do not have a leg to stand on for that shit.

You mean "Big Mike"? Oh, that's different.