Yarddog
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Portable toilet.
A Washington DC sanitation worker was whisked away late last Friday by it has now been reported by a detail of both FBI agents and Secret Service for questioning. According to sources who know, the worker had been attempting to dislodge an unusual clog in the normally free flowing 6" suction tube as he worked his way from station to station.
His first clue that something was amiss was when upon freeing the said tube impaction... the resulting pile began to vibrate and apparently due to an incoming call, began to repeat the same ring tone repeatedly. "save one for the big guy" over and over again.
As reported, the shocked sanitation worker summoned supervisors who brought in a hazmat team along with I.T. specialists upon realizing the potential for political fallout from the incident. It's not yet clear wether Hunter Biden was using the portable toilet for business or for recreation purposes up to this point, and the only thing that has been verified is that the sanitation worker has gone unseen by his family for the last three days. An eye witness who chooses to remain anonymous, reported his last words were "oh shit!" as he was stuffed into the rear seat of a black limo.
This has been a public service, and your welcome!
A Washington DC sanitation worker was whisked away late last Friday by it has now been reported by a detail of both FBI agents and Secret Service for questioning. According to sources who know, the worker had been attempting to dislodge an unusual clog in the normally free flowing 6" suction tube as he worked his way from station to station.
His first clue that something was amiss was when upon freeing the said tube impaction... the resulting pile began to vibrate and apparently due to an incoming call, began to repeat the same ring tone repeatedly. "save one for the big guy" over and over again.
As reported, the shocked sanitation worker summoned supervisors who brought in a hazmat team along with I.T. specialists upon realizing the potential for political fallout from the incident. It's not yet clear wether Hunter Biden was using the portable toilet for business or for recreation purposes up to this point, and the only thing that has been verified is that the sanitation worker has gone unseen by his family for the last three days. An eye witness who chooses to remain anonymous, reported his last words were "oh shit!" as he was stuffed into the rear seat of a black limo.
This has been a public service, and your welcome!
