BREAKING: Hamas Leader Killed in Tehran

[Synthaholic]

All I have:

 

[Synthaholic]

 

[Synthaholic]

Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh killed in Iran, group says​

Ismail Haniyeh, the head of Hamas’s political operations, has been killed in Iran, Hamas announced early Wednesday.

He was killed in Tehran after participating in the inauguration of Iran’s new president, Hamas said in a statement. He led Hamas in the Gaza Strip for over a decade.

This is a developing story and will be updated.

 

[theHawk]

I’m sure Obama bin Biden will have a moment of silence.

 

[odanny]

I’m sure Obama bin Biden will have a moment of silence.

I'm sure you collect rubles for your work.

 

[theHawk]

I'm sure you collect rubles for your work.

Why? Because I don’t buy into your socialist communist bullshit?

 

[two_iron]

Thoughts and prayers.... filthy pigfuckers have feelings too!

 

[Roudy]

It’s called "fuck around with Israel, and find out”. Israel has a history of relentless pursuit, echoing the days when they tracked down Nazis across the globe, ensuring justice even 50 years after World War II. Each of these subhuman IslamoNazi animals is on borrowed time—it’s a countdown to reckoning.

Here's to Israel's steadfast resolve and a nod to the betterment of humanity.

Hamas chief Ismail Haniyeh killed in Iran, Hamas says​

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/hamas-chief-ismail-haniyeh-killed-iran-hamas-says-statement-2024-07-31/

 

[JGalt]

I feel a song coming on...

 

[Doc7505]

The IRGC has announced that Hamas leader Ismail Haniyah has been assassinated in Iran.

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Commentary:
This is a significant assassination. My first thoughts were Israeli Mossad. He was said to be living in Quatar. The fact that he was assassinated in Iran shows that even the Iranians didn't like what his leadership had turned to.

 

[JGalt]

The IRGC has announced that Hamas leader Ismail Haniyah has been assassinated in Iran.

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Commentary:
This is a significant assassination. My first thoughts were Israeli Mossad. He was said to be living in Quatar. The fact that he was assassinated in Iran shows that even the Iranians didn't like what his leadership had turned to.

Again? That shithead has already been killed three times tonight.

Hey Israel! Kill him again, ok? He must be part cat or something.

 

[Doc7505]

Please note that Iran has not commented on who the person(s) are that assassinated the Hamas Leader.
What are the odds that Iranians killed him?
Then again he just left his wife $4 Billion to take away the pain of his death.

 

[Doc7505]

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I suspect that the Ayatollah and his followers are not sleeping well tonight.

 

[JGalt]

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I suspect that the Ayatollah and his followers are not sleeping well tonight.

They're not, are they?

But the mods are, they're probably passed out drunk tonight. So I'm stealing all the silverware from the USMB mess hall.

 

[Ringo]

So it will be O.K. the next time little ukro dictator Zelensky comes to a foreign country to send a missile to kill him?

 

[odanny]

So it will be O.K. the next time little ukro dictator Zelensky comes to a foreign country to send a missile to kill him?

It would be okay to zap Putin, as he is a war criminal, but civilized countries won't allow filth like him entry.