Brain technology helps paralysed man walk again

[Tommy Tainant]

https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-24/new-brain-technology-helps-paralysed-man-walk-again

An amazing story. The world just gets better every day. God bless the experts who have done this.

 

[okfine]

10 perspective clients were MAGAtards but were turned down. The doc said their brains are too far gone and way beyond help.

 

[odanny]

10 perspective clients were MAGAtards but were turned down. The doc said their brains are too far gone and way beyond help.

They have changed the entry qualifications and are now asking any prospective participants if they have ever watched FOX News on a regular basis, in order to prevent this from happening.

 

[okfine]

https://www.itv.com/news/2023-05-24/new-brain-technology-helps-paralysed-man-walk-again

An amazing story. The world just gets better every day. God bless the experts who have done this.

It is amazing. I saw the story on Reuters last night.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

They have changed the entry qualifications and are now asking any prospective participants if they have ever watched FOX News on a regular basis, in order to prevent this from happening.

It will be free on the NHS over here. Will your insurance cover it ?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

10 perspective clients were MAGAtards but were turned down. The doc said their brains are too far gone and way beyond help.

It might change their attitudes to science and progress.

 

[odanny]

It will be free on the NHS over here. Will your insurance cover it ?

Hell no, you would still have to be wealthy to pay for the out of pocket costs, unless you are lucky enough to be part of an experimental team that would have it done pro bono.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Hell no, you would still have to be wealthy to pay for the out of pocket costs, unless you are lucky enough to be part of an experimental team that would have it done pro bono.

Thats a shame. Jesus never charged for doing the same thing.

 

[okfine]

It might change their attitudes to science and progress.

Maybe they will stop turning tables upside down.

 

[Zincwarrior]

It is amazing. I saw the story on Reuters last night.

Yes, if it can be developed, imagine all the paralyzed people able to walk again. Maybe they can get an advanced version that can pop in programs so that the Elaine's of this world can even dance properly...

 

[okfine]

Yes, if it can be developed, imagine all the paralyzed people able to walk again. Maybe they can get an advanced version that can pop in programs so that the Elaine's of this world can even dance properly...

I think that guy has a malfunctioning chip. He does dance like a retarded robot.

 

[james bond]

It might change their attitudes to science and progress.

Doubtful. These people think Pet Rocks are still a good deal. They can get one today for $14.99 at Walmart.

Pet Rock founder Gary Dahl dead at 78

Gary Dahl, the founder of the Pet Rock fad, died at age 78.

money.cnn.com

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Doubtful. These people think Pet Rocks are still a good deal. They can get one today for $14.99 at Walmart.

Pet Rock founder Gary Dahl dead at 78

Gary Dahl, the founder of the Pet Rock fad, died at age 78.

money.cnn.com

Is that still a thing ?

 

[james bond]

Is that still a thing ?

Not me. Ask someone who bought it back in the day lol.

 

[Captain Caveman]

It will be free on the NHS over here. Will your insurance cover it ?

Yes, free on the NHS but not free on the tax payer.