blonde joke

[AtlantaWalter]

What's the difference between a blonde and a man?

A: The blonde has a higher sperm count.

 

[Treeshepherd]

A blonde goes out ice fishing. She cuts a hole in the ice. She hears a voice from above, " There are no fish there, move along".

The blonde moves over 20 yards, and cuts another hole in the ice, and hears the voice again, "You cannot fish there, please move along!"

The blonde looks up and asks, "Is this the voice of God speaking to me?"

"No, this is the manager of the ice skating rink".