Zone1 Bible Jokes

[Votto]

At least they helped clear up some theological questions for me.

For example, I never understood how Jesus could afford to pay for all our sins, then after watching this it hit me, Jesus could only afford to do it because Jesus saves.

 

[Votto]

And of course, we only know about the Philistine people because the Bible is the only historical source to speak of them.

But what ever happened to them?

No one knows.

All we know is Da gone.

 

[Votto]

But the crown Jewel of the jokes comes about Jeremiah.

Many don't know this but being a prophet was a tough gig. Not only did you get a lot of grief, it did not pay well. In fact, Jeremiah had a secondhand job to make ends meet as a prophet as a baker.

In fact, he owned a French bakery called, "La ment"

 

[Hafar1014]

At least they helped clear up some theological questions for me.

For example, I never understood how Jesus could afford to pay for all our sins, then after watching this it hit me, Jesus could only afford to do it because Jesus saves.

Jesus saves but Moses invests

 

[Votto]

Round 2



When Jesus asked his disciples who they thought he was, he actually asked Peter if he was the Messiah, to which Peter responded,

"Yeshu are!!"

 

[Votto]

Moses invests? Who knew?

Moses was actually the worst of all sinners as he is the only one in the Bible to break all Ten Commandments at once

Although Job is a strong second when it came to sinning. I mean, who else can say that they cursed the day they were born?

 

[BULLDOG]

It is a miracle that god doesn't smite them for such stupid attempts at humor.

 

[Votto]

It is a miracle that god doesn't smite them for such stupid attempts at humor.

The most humorless of people are the most miserable

In fact, I bet you have a wife like Job.

 

[rightwinger]

For example, I never understood how Jesus could afford to pay for all our sins, then after watching this it hit me, Jesus could only afford to do it because Jesus saves.

Father Guido Sarducci explains how we pay for our sins

 

[Woodznutz]

At least they helped clear up some theological questions for me.

For example, I never understood how Jesus could afford to pay for all our sins, then after watching this it hit me, Jesus could only afford to do it because Jesus saves.

These jokes are awful.