Ask Me Anything...

[AVG-JOE]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

 

[random3434]

Joe,


What will happen if you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again?



Love,


EZ

 

[Dr Grump]

Why is it every time I bet for my team to win, they lose?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Joe,


What will happen if you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but its sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again?



Love,


EZ

You'll get rid of the "happy - butt" smiley face tan lines that form just below your fanny cheeks, ruining your 'all over' tan.

-Joe

 

[Dis]

How come "grape" never tastes like grapes; it just tastes purple?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Why is it every time I bet for my team to win, they lose?

You shouldn't be gambling. You should be drinking.

-Joe

 

[Dr Grump]

If the plural of house is houses, why isn't the plural of mouse, mouses?

 

[AVG-JOE]

How come "grape" never tastes like grapes; it just tastes purple?

Corporate conspiracy. Try real grapes or any kosher wine sold by the tanker.

-Joe

 

[random3434]

What did the cat drag in anyway?

 

[AVG-JOE]

If the plural of house is houses, why isn't the plural of mouse, mouses?

Bill Gates paid big bucks for the naming rights. It was moderately interrupted by the wireless mouse but a large payoff, accepted by a GS-7 clerk in the Bush administration, paved the way for Wikipidia to certify 'mice' as correct.

- Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

What did the cat drag in anyway?

Manifold. But he liked it.

-Joe

 

[Zoom-boing]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

How do you give a cat the influenza?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ask me anything... for the next half hour, I am just drunk enough to give you an honest answer.

-Joe

How do you give a cat the influenza?

First, you slowly unbutton her blouse using only your teeth and tongue...

Film at 11:00...​

-Joe

 

[RodISHI]

Will you have a booming headache in the morning?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Will you have a booming headache in the morning?

Surprisingly, no.

And... I'll be on the job, working for most of you, at 0-800 tomorrow (eastern time).

-Joe

 

[Terry]

What will be my diagnoses tomorrow at the doctor's office?

 

[AVG-JOE]

What will be my diagnoses tomorrow at the doctor's office?

Honestly?

I don't know...​

My fingers are hereby crossed for good news.

Good luck, Terry.

-Joe

 

[Terry]

What will be my diagnoses tomorrow at the doctor's office?

Honestly?

I don't know...
​

My fingers are hereby crossed for good news, however.

Good luck, Terry.

-Joe

Thanks but I thought you were going to say something funny. Dang...*sniff*

 

[AVG-JOE]

O.K.

That's almost an hour...



-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

What will be my diagnoses tomorrow at the doctor's office?

Honestly?

I don't know...
​

My fingers are hereby crossed for good news, however.

Good luck, Terry.

-Joe

Thanks but I thought you were going to say something funny. Dang...*sniff*

I like you and you caught me off guard with that one...

I truly hope for good news for you my American Woman Friend.

-Joe