Captain Creeper
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American Indians: YOUR Land Acknowledgement
We have all seen the leftist goofballs making so-called “land acknowledgements” to open ceremonies, begin meetings, etc… Essentially, this stupid practice has replaced an opening prayer, which is fitting because such leftist tripe is their religion.
The “land-acknowledgement” goes something like this:
“As we stand here today it must be acknowledged that us white demons stole this here land from the native Americans.”
It is a retarded, self-degrading pledge the leftists make, and it comports perfectly with leftist theology. It is also completely ass-backwards and meant to do nothing more than undermine our system of law and order.
We did not, in fact, “take” the injuns’ land. This implies that the injuns owned it. However, there was not only no system of land ownership among the savages at the time, they had no concept of land ownership in their culture. They lived “with the land” and “took of it only what they needed”, and yada yada. Therefore, it is not logically possible that white people “took” the land from the injuns.
What we did do was move them on from areas when their continued presence did not align with our interests. If you think about it, this is done everywhere, each and every day of the year. There are zoning laws, territorial disputes, legal boundary disputes, etc… There was nothing scandalous about moving the injuns along to greener pastures.
Moreover, some of these tribes of primitive heathens were dangerous as hell. For the safety and security of our own civilization, we had a moral duty to relocate these uncivilized timber people. It is the same thing with the illegal aliens today that Biden let into America. We need to move them along.
So that all things are on the up and up, and we stay kosher with reality, I propose that as along as we have leftist morons reciting “Land Acknowledgements”, then the redskins have a reciprocal duty to do the same. I have taken the liberty of drafting such an acknowledgement.
ME INJUN. ANCESTORS LIVE ON GREAT PLAINS, LUSH NORTHLAND, AND SWAMPY SOUTHLAND. WE DO NOT OWN SUCH LAND, WE JUST LIVE ON AND TAKE FROM BOUNTY IT OFFER. WE WERE SQUATTERS ON THIS LAND AND HAVE NO LEGAL, EQUITIBLE, OR MORAL CLAIM TO THE SAME.
SHOULD INJUN TRIBES STAY ON LAND AND WHITE MAN NEVER COME, WE WOULD KEEP LIVING THERE, THEREBY DIMINISHING LAND MONETARY VALUE. IF WHITE MAN NEVER COME, WE ALL STILL BE LIVING IN WOODS AND RUNNING FROM BEAR AND EATING FISH FROM STREAM OF LIFE, WHILE REST OF WORLD DOING GREAT THINGS, LIKE CURING SMALL POX AND DICK RASH.
WHITE MAN MAKE WORLD MUCH BETTER PLACE WHERE EVERY MAN HAS IPHONE, MOTOR CAR, AND PORHUB. WE STOOD IN WHITE MAN’S WAY. WE SORRY. WHITE MAN HAD TO GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO MOVE US OUT OF WAY OF PROGRESS OF GREAT CIVILIZATION. WE INJUN PEOPLE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE, THOUGH WE ADMITTEDLY F*UCKED UP AND STOOD IN WAY OF GREAT WHITE MAN WHO MADE WORLD SO MUCH BETTER FOR ALL GLOBAL INHABITANTS. WE INJUNS VERY, VERY SORRY. WE APOLOGIZE TO WHITE MAN FOR BEING TOTAL DICKS.
WHITE MAN HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE SUPREME MAN. HE BRING GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND WEALTH TO THOSE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE. WHITE MAN SO SUPREME THAT HE EVEN GAVE US SORRY EXCUSES FOR HUMANS SOVEREIGNTY OVER ANCESTORS’ LAND AND AN ENTIRE POTPOURRIE OF GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS, SUBSIDES, AND LOW INTEREST LOANS TO START CASINO.
I note that I did not make mention of any of the sick and uncivilized shit injuns did, like marry and bang 12 year olds, human sacrifice, torture, and cannibalism. This is out of courtesy to you.
We have all seen the leftist goofballs making so-called “land acknowledgements” to open ceremonies, begin meetings, etc… Essentially, this stupid practice has replaced an opening prayer, which is fitting because such leftist tripe is their religion.
The “land-acknowledgement” goes something like this:
“As we stand here today it must be acknowledged that us white demons stole this here land from the native Americans.”
It is a retarded, self-degrading pledge the leftists make, and it comports perfectly with leftist theology. It is also completely ass-backwards and meant to do nothing more than undermine our system of law and order.
We did not, in fact, “take” the injuns’ land. This implies that the injuns owned it. However, there was not only no system of land ownership among the savages at the time, they had no concept of land ownership in their culture. They lived “with the land” and “took of it only what they needed”, and yada yada. Therefore, it is not logically possible that white people “took” the land from the injuns.
What we did do was move them on from areas when their continued presence did not align with our interests. If you think about it, this is done everywhere, each and every day of the year. There are zoning laws, territorial disputes, legal boundary disputes, etc… There was nothing scandalous about moving the injuns along to greener pastures.
Moreover, some of these tribes of primitive heathens were dangerous as hell. For the safety and security of our own civilization, we had a moral duty to relocate these uncivilized timber people. It is the same thing with the illegal aliens today that Biden let into America. We need to move them along.
So that all things are on the up and up, and we stay kosher with reality, I propose that as along as we have leftist morons reciting “Land Acknowledgements”, then the redskins have a reciprocal duty to do the same. I have taken the liberty of drafting such an acknowledgement.
REDSKIN LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
ME INJUN. ANCESTORS LIVE ON GREAT PLAINS, LUSH NORTHLAND, AND SWAMPY SOUTHLAND. WE DO NOT OWN SUCH LAND, WE JUST LIVE ON AND TAKE FROM BOUNTY IT OFFER. WE WERE SQUATTERS ON THIS LAND AND HAVE NO LEGAL, EQUITIBLE, OR MORAL CLAIM TO THE SAME.
SHOULD INJUN TRIBES STAY ON LAND AND WHITE MAN NEVER COME, WE WOULD KEEP LIVING THERE, THEREBY DIMINISHING LAND MONETARY VALUE. IF WHITE MAN NEVER COME, WE ALL STILL BE LIVING IN WOODS AND RUNNING FROM BEAR AND EATING FISH FROM STREAM OF LIFE, WHILE REST OF WORLD DOING GREAT THINGS, LIKE CURING SMALL POX AND DICK RASH.
WHITE MAN MAKE WORLD MUCH BETTER PLACE WHERE EVERY MAN HAS IPHONE, MOTOR CAR, AND PORHUB. WE STOOD IN WHITE MAN’S WAY. WE SORRY. WHITE MAN HAD TO GO TO GREAT LENGTHS TO MOVE US OUT OF WAY OF PROGRESS OF GREAT CIVILIZATION. WE INJUN PEOPLE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE, THOUGH WE ADMITTEDLY F*UCKED UP AND STOOD IN WAY OF GREAT WHITE MAN WHO MADE WORLD SO MUCH BETTER FOR ALL GLOBAL INHABITANTS. WE INJUNS VERY, VERY SORRY. WE APOLOGIZE TO WHITE MAN FOR BEING TOTAL DICKS.
WHITE MAN HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE SUPREME MAN. HE BRING GREAT KNOWLEDGE AND WEALTH TO THOSE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE. WHITE MAN SO SUPREME THAT HE EVEN GAVE US SORRY EXCUSES FOR HUMANS SOVEREIGNTY OVER ANCESTORS’ LAND AND AN ENTIRE POTPOURRIE OF GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS, SUBSIDES, AND LOW INTEREST LOANS TO START CASINO.
I note that I did not make mention of any of the sick and uncivilized shit injuns did, like marry and bang 12 year olds, human sacrifice, torture, and cannibalism. This is out of courtesy to you.
