federalist50
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I USED TO THINK I WAS A NORMAL PERSON .......... and then I learned
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a âRacistâ.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by todayâs standards, makes me a Fascistâ.
I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a âXenophobeâ.
I am non-union, which makes me a âTraitorâ to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which now labels me as an âInfidelâ.
I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a Member of The Vast Gun Lobbyâ.
I am retired, which makes me âUselessâ.
I am logical, can think and reason, therefore I donât believe much of what the main stream news media tells me, which must make me a âReactionaryâ.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a âXenophobeâ.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a âRight Wing Extremistâ.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to every individual's merits, which today makes me an âAnti-Socialistâ.
I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (itâs called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me an âOdd Underachieverâ.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a âMilitantâ.
In the recent presidential election, a sick old woman called me and many of my friends âAn Irredeemable Basket of Deplorablesâ.
Please help me come to terms with âThe New Me, because Iâm just not sure who I am anymore !
Strange that this has all taken place in the âLast Eight Yearsâ!
If this wasnât enough to deal with, âNow Iâm No Longer Certain Which Public Bathroom Iâm Supposed to Useâ
a whiner.