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can you re write the last story and make it angry dumb funny and incorporate billy and the cloneasaurus as the two lead characters in the story? Please add to the funny parts and in paragraph style?
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Poe
Certainly! Here's a revised version of the story with an angry dumb funny tone and the incorporation of Billy and the Cloneasaurus as the two lead characters:
Act 1:
Billy, a hot-headed and dim-witted park employee, and his trusty sidekick, the Cloneasaurus, whose intelligence matches Billy's, find themselves tasked with solving the dinosaur escape problem at the park.
Frustrated and sweating profusely, Billy and the Cloneasaurus hunch over a computer, their brows furrowed in confusion, as they attempt to write a code to keep the dinosaurs in check.
Act 2:
After countless hours of furious typing, Billy and the Cloneasaurus proudly present their code to the park supervisor, expecting praise for their heroic efforts.
To their surprise, the supervisor, with a bewildered expression, congratulates them while secretly trying to stifle laughter. Unbeknownst to Billy and the Cloneasaurus, their code is a jumbled mess of nonsensical commands, resembling the ramblings of a sleep-deprived toddler.
Act 3:
Their momentary joy is shattered when they receive a rejection letter from the park's administrative office. The letter, as infuriating as a mosquito buzzing in their ears, is excessively long, filled with absurd justifications and mind-numbing explanations that only serve to anger Billy and the Cloneasaurus further.
With each word they read, their faces turn redder, and steam practically shoots out of their ears.
Act 4:
Fueled by rage and an inexplicable burst of determination, Billy and the Cloneasaurus storm into the supervisor's office, demanding an explanation for the rejection and ready to unleash their wrath.
But as they confront the supervisor, something unexpected happens. The supervisor, unable to contain their laughter any longer, bursts into fits of uncontrollable giggles, rendering them unable to explain the rejection or offer any coherent words.
Epilogue:
Confused and slightly deflated, Billy and the Cloneasaurus exchange bewildered glances. Suddenly, a realization dawns on them. It's not the rejection letter or the supervisor's idiocy that matters—it's the flimsy locks on the dinosaur cages that are as sturdy as a house of cards in a gust of wind.
With a newfound sense of purpose, they set out to secure the enclosures using an outrageously oversized lock and chain made from a comically exaggerated computer part—a massive keyboard or an absurdly large mouse.
As the park installs the ridiculously oversized locks and chains, Billy and the Cloneasaurus watch with satisfaction. The once chaotic dinosaur park transforms into a spectacle of angry dumb humor, with visitors enjoying the sight of dinosaurs futilely trying to escape while Billy and the Cloneasaurus revel in their triumph.
Despite their anger and cluelessness, they become legendary figures in the park, forever known as the dynamic duo who brought laughter and absurdity to the world of dinosaur park security. Their story serves as a reminder that even in the face of rejection and idiocy, an angry dumb determination can lead to unexpected victories and uproarious laughter.