Maybe we can send in Federal Troops to marry people
Please try it.
It is of course illegal based on Posse Comitatus, not that you know what that is.
Good god
Rabbi playing Cliven Bundy again
Wow, twice in like 10 minutes. Just when I think no one could post something as stupid as your last comment you suprise me with your next comment.
I can just see Rabbi recruiting Cliven Bundy to drive off them Feds in areas resisting same sex marriage
I can also see Sean Hannity cheering all the way
I can see your head in a clogged toilet flushing furiously.
Rabbi are unique in that they are the only known creature on Earth who do not understand their role in the predator/prey relationship. Rabbi believe themselves to be predators, and apex predators at that, but have no means available to them to actually kill any prey. They often stalk and give chase, as if hunting. But they lack every faculty of a predator. They have neither speed, claw, tooth, venom, nor cleverness by which to make a kill. Instead, Rabbi attempt to scuffle and wrestle would-be prey, seeming incapable of realizing that they aren't inflicting any damage whatsoever. They may carry on for hours, nipping with their soft and gummy mouths, never accomplishing anything more than the annoyance of a wet willy. It seems that the Rabbi are completely incapable of comprehending their abject failure. Rabbi are known to "attack" any creature whatsoever, believing themselves anything under the sun, from lion to rhinoceros to 6 week old kitten. Sometimes to disastrous consequences, for even the weakest of opponents can mortally wound Rabbi.
Notice here, as this Rabbi is tossed like a rag doll. A panicked chain reaction of responses occurs. "Finish the kill" his brain tells him. And yet, retreat and the preservation of life (much less self respect) never seem to occur to him as an option. Lacking any ability to bring his would-be prey to heel, he shifts into a favorite tactic of slinging mud at his opponent. If mud is not available, he will shit and piss himself in order to create it from the dry, dusty desert floor. While he sullies himself in dirt and filth, he will invariably direct his anger toward his opponent, believing that his intended prey is responsible. Look at the way he stands. As he shows his ass to his opponent and looks upside down and backwards through his legs, this stance is Rabbi body language for "Don't you know you are hereby ordered to die and are obligated to do so on account of my decree?" When he can shit himself no more, he will begin shoving his own head all the way up his ass in an attempt to find more shit to pull out, with which to make more mud.
Because Rabbi are so incapable of felling any prey whatsoever, in order to sustain themselves Rabbi must scavenge. Their entire diet consists of decaying carcasses that no other creature will dare touch. Because of their toothless, gummy mouths, Rabbi can only eat the meat after it has sufficiently decomposed into a slimy batter. It is believed that Rabbi believe these carcasses to be actual kills, as they often are seen approaching and attempting to wrestle them, much as they do when pathetically attempting to hunt prey. It is also believed that this diet is partially responsible for their insanity, though it is as of yet undetermined exactly to what degree it causes their diseased minds. Recently, research has been able to show us that Rabbi are indeed born with some degree of brain defects. For example, the parts the brain that would normally induce the actual panic and flight responses are missing completely. Instead, the normal neural pathways are rerouted to the reward centers of the brain. This may explain why Rabbi can get their asses kicked into oblivion and yet continue to carry on in an apparent belief that they are winning the fight. Prenatal tests on over 1000 specimens have shown that 100% of Rabbi fetuses are already thoroughly infected with spongiform prions while still in the womb. Whether this a natural condition of Rabbi biology, or whether infection due to their diet has become universally systemic and now passed on to each new generation, is unknown. One possible method of answering this question may be to attempt laboratory controlled cloning experiments to determine whether cloned offspring would show the same phenomenon. However, nobody in their right mind wants to help these things propagate
