After Watching Lia Thomas, Little Girl Adjusts Dreams To Just Winning Second Place At Olympics

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EVANSVILLE, IN—8-year-old Sara Yelden has always dreamed of being the best female swimmer in the world and someday winning the gold in the Olympics. However, after watching a man named Lia Thomas break every female swimming record in the book, she has decided to adjust her dream to just winning second place.

"I know that if I work very very hard every day, I can win second place someday," said Sara. "My Mommy and Daddy always told me that there was nothing I couldn't do, but then the schools started letting boys swim against girls so now I have to be more realistic."

Sara hopes to win a full-ride swimming scholarship to Stanford and become a veterinarian. Experts say that as long as no additional gender-confused men enter the fray to compete in women's swimming, she will have a good chance of achieving her dream.

UPDATE: Another trans swimmer has started competing, forcing Sara to readjust her dreams to 3rd place and a scholarship to DeVry.

After Watching Lia Thomas, Little Girl Adjusts Dreams To Just Winning Second Place At Olympics

EVANSVILLE, IN—8-year-old Sara Yelden has always dreamed of being the best female swimmer in the world and someday winning the gold in the Olympics. However, after watching a man named Lia Thomas break every female swimming record in the book, she has decided to adjust her dream to just winning...

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Their writers are having a hard time staying ahead of what the Left are doing. Half the stuff they write is tossed because by the time they’re ready to post it some Democrat has done it.

 

[Moonglow]

No matter what place she finishes in the elite jock competition she'll make for a great breeder.

 

[hadit]

No matter what place she finishes in the elite jock competition she'll make for a great breeder.

Or, as liberals call them, a bleeder.

 

[The Original Tree]

No matter what place she finishes in the elite jock competition she'll make for a great breeder.

You didn't make The Women's Softball team, did you?

 

[Moonglow]

You didn't make The Women's Softball team, did you?

Baseball is a sport for wasting time.