After Nobody beast Nikki Haley in Nevada, Nobody is running as an independent as a libertarian.

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Libertarians Nominate Hot New Candidate 'None Of These'
POLITICS·Feb 7, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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U.S. — In a groundbreaking move, the Libertarian Party has announced their official nominee for the upcoming presidential election will be Nevada primary winner "None of these".
Officials gathered at the annual Libertarian Party convention, where they unveiled a bold new strategy to shake up the political landscape by nominating no one. "After careful consideration and countless debates, we have unanimously decided to have nobody lead our party," declared party chairman Jeff Guiles. "Nobody has an incredible track record of never interfering with the liberties we hold dear. When faced with all the other options for President, the clear option is 'None of these'!"
According to sources, there has been a massive surge in registered Libertarians after the announcement. "We believe no one will be a breath of fresh air in Washington," said one enthusiastic supporter. "No one will tax your income, infringe on your rights, or regulate your backyard barbecue. Vote N.O.T. 2024!"

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Still not funny. You guys try way too hard with this subpar attempt at satire.

 

[1srelluc]

Still not funny. You guys try way too hard with this subpar attempt at satire.

How would you know?....Leftists have no sense of humor....I think it's even in the Journal of Medicine or some shit.

You should let those of us endowed with a finely tuned sense of humor judge and you just stay in your "stick up the ass" lane.

Verdict....Yeah, it's a bit on the lame side but hey, they can't hit it out of the park every time.

On the whole they do a good job at poking at politics with a stick while not being mean-spirited about it like the leftists are when they attempt humor....The left needs better writers.