A Lawyer funny

[bill718]

2 dead bodies in the middle of the road. 1 big rat, and 1 small lawyer.
Q: How do you tell the difference?
A: There were skid marks in front of the rat where the driver tried to stop!

 

[Mac-7]

Its been reported that the CDC is going to use lawyers for some experiments

why?

because there are some things that a rat just wont do

 

[TheParser]

Lawyer jokes are, indeed, funny.

And, yes, there are a lot of incompetent and dishonest lawyers.

But the fact remains that we need lawyers.

There are a lot of very bad people (both violent & non-violent) in this country, not to mention many bad cops & prosecutors.

Actually, there should be a Thank You, Lawyers Day.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Actually, there should be a Thank You, Lawyers Day.

Thank you, lawyers, for getting three murderers off for EIGHT MISERABLE YEARS after they:
1. Robbed Jacqueline Gardener of her $77 tip money and then
2. Shotgunned her in the back in May 12, 2012.

They're still free this Christmas. THANK YOU LAWYERS! "Just doing their jobs."

White Lives Don't Matter

WhiteLivesDontMatter.blogspot.com

 

[TheParser]

Actually, there should be a Thank You, Lawyers Day.

Thank you, lawyers, for getting three murderers off for EIGHT MISERABLE YEARS after they:
1. Robbed Jacqueline Gardener of her $77 tip money and then
2. Shotgunned her in the back in May 12, 2012.

They're still free this Christmas. THANK YOU LAWYERS! "Just doing their jobs."

White Lives Don't Matter

WhiteLivesDontMatter.blogspot.com

Yes, lawyers often defend the worst individuals.

And juries often refuse to convict certain defendants. (Remember O.J.?)

But lawyers are really our only defense against the government or vicious individuals.

I hear, for example, that in child custody cases, lawyers will often protect the rights of a parent who has been falsely accused by the other parent.

(I guess that former President Trump will soon be depending on good lawyers to prevent vindictive individuals from sending him to prison.)


Merry Christmas