Darkwind
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A Dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm... I'd like to buy a horth.
What sort of horse said the owner.
A female horth. The owner shows him a mare.
Nithe horth, says the dwarf. can I thee eyth? The owner picks him up and shows the eyes.
Nith eyth, says the dwarf. can I see her teeth? The owner picks him up and shows him her teeth.
Nith teeth, he says. Now can I see her twot?
The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, then pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, Perhaps I should weefraze that...
Can I see her wun awound!
What sort of horse said the owner.
A female horth. The owner shows him a mare.
Nithe horth, says the dwarf. can I thee eyth? The owner picks him up and shows the eyes.
Nith eyth, says the dwarf. can I see her teeth? The owner picks him up and shows him her teeth.
Nith teeth, he says. Now can I see her twot?
The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, then pulls him out.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, Perhaps I should weefraze that...
Can I see her wun awound!
