A circus education

williepete

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A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency. The the social workers are doubtful about their accommodation.

So they produce photos of their travel trailer, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.

The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.

"We've employed an Oxford don who'll home school the child all the subjects."

There are then doubts expressed about the child’s healthy upbringing.

"Our full time nanny is an expert in child welfare and diet," they reply.

So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for.

"It doesn't really matter", they say, "as long as it fits in the cannon".
 
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