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U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
babylonbee.com
EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.
"Oh please, won't someone please help us?" said Texas Governor Greg Abbot while hoisting blue and yellow flags all along the border fence. "Putin's forces have encircled us from the south and are entering our country uninhibited!"
Having fallen for the clever ruse, WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab called his pal George Soros and ordered him to assemble the dark united forces of media, corporations, and the Illuminati and unite the world in solidarity over the urgency of protecting the southern border. Soon everyone was changing their social media profile pictures and holding candlelight vigils to raise awareness for border security.
"WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER! WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER!" said the media, Hollywood, every world power, every late-night talk show host, and David French—all in perfect robotic unison.
Texans are hoping global powers can help them gain a little border security before everyone figures out they've been tricked.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, what exactly are the Democrats doing to defend the Russia/Ukraine border?
First, we have to stop the import of Russian oil to America and Europe.
That is something that Biden refuses and is rife to do. We will continue to bankroll the invasion of the Ukraine by Russia at the tune of $70 million per day.
Two days ago we heard our 46th president declare that "It is vitally important that America defend the borders of the country of the Ukraine in order to preserve Democracy".
Supplying America with its own natural resources of petroleum and gas is wrong but buying the same from Russia and Iran is good.
Yet, in the same breath, He and his fellow Progressive Maoist/DSA Democrat Commies allow 200,000 illegal aliens to enter America monthly.
What strange dichotomies Progressives weave?
U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
4D Chess: U.S.-Mexico Border Disguised As Ukrainian Border So Democrats Will Defend It
EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.
babylonbee.com
EL PASO, TX—In a last-ditch effort to get Democrats to start caring about border security, the Texas government has disguised their southern border as the border between Ukraine and Russia.
"Oh please, won't someone please help us?" said Texas Governor Greg Abbot while hoisting blue and yellow flags all along the border fence. "Putin's forces have encircled us from the south and are entering our country uninhibited!"
Having fallen for the clever ruse, WEF Chairman Klaus Schwab called his pal George Soros and ordered him to assemble the dark united forces of media, corporations, and the Illuminati and unite the world in solidarity over the urgency of protecting the southern border. Soon everyone was changing their social media profile pictures and holding candlelight vigils to raise awareness for border security.
"WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER! WE MUST PROTECT THE SOUTHERN BORDER!" said the media, Hollywood, every world power, every late-night talk show host, and David French—all in perfect robotic unison.
Texans are hoping global powers can help them gain a little border security before everyone figures out they've been tricked.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, what exactly are the Democrats doing to defend the Russia/Ukraine border?
First, we have to stop the import of Russian oil to America and Europe.
That is something that Biden refuses and is rife to do. We will continue to bankroll the invasion of the Ukraine by Russia at the tune of $70 million per day.
Two days ago we heard our 46th president declare that "It is vitally important that America defend the borders of the country of the Ukraine in order to preserve Democracy".
Supplying America with its own natural resources of petroleum and gas is wrong but buying the same from Russia and Iran is good.
Yet, in the same breath, He and his fellow Progressive Maoist/DSA Democrat Commies allow 200,000 illegal aliens to enter America monthly.
What strange dichotomies Progressives weave?
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