4 juveniles escape from New Jersey detention center, steal guard's car, schools closed

[basquebromance]

get on it, Christie!

Area schools closed after 4 juveniles escape from Egg Harbor City detention center

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

get on it, Christie!

Area schools closed after 4 juveniles escape from Egg Harbor City detention center

I'm sure they had to close the schools for fear that one of the escapees might try to actually get an education.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

That's why we need the death penalty. No escapes.