2016 Election Anthem - Lyrics for Clinton and Trump

[emilynghiem]

Here's what I have so for. Mostly Clinton lyrics.
Anyone want to chip in Trump lyrics? Impenitent? Anyone?

To the tune of Britney Spears "Piece of Me"
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As Billy Clinton's wife
I've paid the price
I've lived a life of sacrifice
I waved and I smiled
Rolling eyes at his alibis
Because I never quit *
That makes me fit
To run the government

I'm your next President

I'm a third term for Obama
Caused the whole Benghazi drama
What's the difference and harm
In paying back Iraqi karma
Next to Trump causing trauma
I'm more looking like
The Dalai Lama!

I want the Presidency

I'm Mrs. email servers, not again!
(I want the Presidency)
Who cares if Russia hacked my Facebook friends?
(I've got the Presidency)
I'm Mrs. tell the truth and never lie
(I want the Presidency)
Don't believe me? Ask the FBI!
(I've bought the Presidency)

* bridge version:
I've had my eye on the prize
Since I'm Bill Clinton's wife
I've paid the price
Of Whitewater lies
And getting by with crazy alibis
I cover up bullshit
That makes me fit
To run the government
(Cuz I get away with it!)
Meet your next President!
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Impenitent What have you got on Trump?
Well, besides Cruz causing 9/11 to outdo his dad assassinating Kennedy?

 

[Impenitent]

Here's what I have so for. Mostly Clinton lyrics.
Anyone want to chip in Trump lyrics? Impenitent? Anyone?

To the tune of Britney Spears "Piece of Me"
==============

As Billy Clinton's wife
I've paid the price
I've lived a life of sacrifice
I waved and I smiled
Rolling eyes at his alibis
Because I never quit *
That makes me fit
To run the government

I'm your next President

I'm a third term for Obama
Caused the whole Benghazi drama
What's the difference and harm
In paying back Iraqi karma
Next to Trump causing trauma
I'm more looking like
The Dalai Lama!

I want the Presidency

I'm Mrs. email servers, not again!
(I want the Presidency)
Who cares if Russia hacked my Facebook friends?
(I've got the Presidency)
I'm Mrs. tell the truth and never lie
(I want the Presidency)
Don't believe me? Ask the FBI!
(I've bought the Presidency)

* bridge version:
I've had my eye on the prize
Since I'm Bill Clinton's wife
I've paid the price
Of Whitewater lies
And getting by with crazy alibis
I cover up bullshit
That makes me fit
To run the government
I'm your next President!
====================

Impenitent What have you got on Trump?
N EWell, besides Cruz causing 9/11 to soutdo his dad assassinating
Kennedy?,, @

I was,just thinking - It's election time and I should be having fun!

But I'm not really having any.

 

[Impenitent]

(Dire Straits)
Money For Nothing

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't ' workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a diamond for your little finger
Maybe get stupid donors under your thumb

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

See the bigot with the comb over and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That loudmouth bigot got his own jet airplane
That loudmouth bigot he's a billionaire

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

I shoulda learned to play the con
I shoulda learned to play them marks
Look at that mama, She got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Obamacare and free stuff?
Bangin' on Benghazi like a set of bongos
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's,
Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

I want my
I want my
I want my Fox TV

I want my
I want my
I want my Fox TV

 

[emilynghiem]

(Dire Straits)
Money For Nothing

Now look at them yo-yo's that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't ' workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb
Maybe get a diamond for your little finger
Maybe get stupid donors under your thumb

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

See the bigot with the comb over and the makeup
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That loudmouth bigot got his own jet airplane
That loudmouth bigot he's a billionaire

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's

I shoulda learned to play the con
I shoulda learned to play them marks
Look at that mama, She got it stickin' in the camera
Man we could have some fun
And he's up there, what's that?
Obamacare and free stuff?
Bangin' on Benghazi like a set of bongos
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

We gotta shake hands and knock on doors
50 state strategy
We gotta register new voters
We gotta get them picture ID's,
Lord

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You play the analyst on Fox TV
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech
Corporations ain't people
And money ain't speech

I want my
I want my
I want my Fox TV

I want my
I want my
I want my Fox TV

Yeah Impenitent!
I can't give you Funny and Winner.
So I did Funny and Agree but please know it means the other!

Capstone I meant to tag you also.
Got any Trump lyrics or limericks to add?
This can't all be about Clinton. Can it?

 

[emilynghiem]

Revised Draft 2.345
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As Billy Clinton's wife I paid the price
I've lived a life of sacrifice
I waved and I smiled
Rolling eyes at his alibis
Because I never quit
That makes me fit to run the government
(I profit off of it)
... I'm your next President!

I'm a third term for Obama
Caused the whole Benghazi drama
What's the diff'rence and harm
In paying back Iraqi karma
Next to Trump causing trauma
I'm more looking like the Dalai Lama
Every day ...

I'm Mrs. "Email servers, not again!"
Who cares if Russia hacked my Facebook friends?
I'm Mrs. "Tell the truth and never lie"
(Don't believe me, ask the FBI!)

I've got the Cor-por-ate Media
Eating out of my hand
While legal lobbyists are chopping up* *[While liberal nazis chop and auction off]
The Law of the Land
Corrupting every branch of government
From Congress to Courts
Now are you sure you wanna mess with me?

Hey doMEStic Terrorists
I'll sick the IRS on you!
Forget the CRISIS over ISIS
I'll just PAY off a few!
I'll drive the NRA so crazy till
The State takes all your guns away
(Declaring you incompetent)
Meet your next President!

I'm Mrs. "Sanders voters, not again!"
What's up with Trump and grumpy old white men?
They must be sexist if they don't want me
To be the first woman in history
To win the Presidency!

I've had my eye on the prize
Since I've been Clinton's wife I lived through lies
Turning blind eyes
To all the wild crazy alibis
That D behind my name
Is my ticket and my claim to fame
I'm making history
For cov'ring up hypocrisy
To get the Presidency

(I want the Presidency
I've got the Presidency cuz
I've bought the Presidency)


I'm Mrs. Democrat I can't be racist
I'll put those rightwing bigots in their places
When all the liberal idiots vote for me
Because that D stands for Diversity

How many jobs did Donald Trump create
I've laundered more donations than he's made
If you're hoping for transparency
Just stay at home, don't vote for me!
While I'm making history
When I win the Presidency!

 

[emilynghiem]

REVISION "I'm Making History"

As Billy Clinton's wife, I paid the price
I lived a life of sacrifice
I waved, and I smiled,
Rolling eyes at his alibis

Because I never quit
That makes me fit
To run the government (and profit off of it)
I'm your next President!

I'm a third term for Obama
Caused the whole Benghazi drama
What's the difference and harm
In paying back Iraqi karma

Next to Trump causing trauma
I'm more looking like the Dalai Lama
Every day (what can I say)

I'm Mrs. "Email servers, not again!"
Who cares if Russia hacked my Facebook friends?
I'm Mrs. "Tell the truth and never lie"
Don't believe me, ask the FBI!

(Eat it up, Donald Trump, Give it up)

I've got the Corporate Media
Eating out of my hand
While legal lobbyists have chopped apart
The Law of the Land
Controlling every branch of Government
From Congress to Courts,
Now are you SURE you wanna mess with me?

Hey you Domestic Terrorists
The IRS is after you
Forget the Crisis over Isis
I'll just pay off a few!
I'll drive the NRA so crazy
The State finds you incompetent
(And takes away your Armament)
Thanks to your President!

I'm a Democrat, I can't be racist
I'll put those rightwing bigots in their places
When all the Leftard Liberals vote for me
Because that "D" stands for Diversity!
(I'm making history
When I win the Presidency)

I've had my eye on the prize, since I've been Clinton's wife
I lived through lies, and wild alibis
Too big to fail, or go to jail, I've got that
"D" behind my name
As my ticket and my claim to fame
If you want Transparency
Stay home
And DON'T
VOTE
for me!

I'm Mrs. "Sanders Voters, not again!"
What's up with Trump and grumpy old white men?
They must be sexist if they don't want me
To be the first woman in history
To win the Presidency

It's Trump who's gonna feel the burn
I've laundered more in bribes than he has earned!
That's what it takes to run the world
If you don't like it, hire some other girl!
(When I win the Presidency
I'm making history)

 

[emilynghiem]

Final Lyrics: "I'm Making History"

As Billy Clinton's wife, I paid the price
I lived a life of sacrifice
I waved, and I smiled,
Rolling eyes at his alibis

Because I never quit
That makes me fit
To run the government (and profit off of it)
I'm your next President!

I'm a third term for Obama
Caused the whole Benghazi drama
What's the difference and harm
In paying back Iraqi karma

Next to Trump causing trauma
I'm more looking like the Dalai Lama
Every day (what can I say)

I'm Mrs. "Email servers, not again!"
Who cares if Russia hacked my Facebook friends?
I'm Mrs. "Tell the truth and never lie"
Don't believe me, ask the FBI!

(Eat it up, Donald Trump, Give it up)

I've got the Corporate Media
Eating out of my hand
While legal lobbyists have chopped apart
The Law of the Land
Controlling every branch of Government
From Congress to Courts,
Now are you SURE you wanna mess with me?

Hey you Domestic Terrorists
The IRS is after you
Forget the Crisis over Isis
I'll just pay off a few!
I'll drive the NRA so crazy
The State finds you incompetent
(And takes away your Armament)
Thanks to your President!

I'm a Democrat, I can't be racist
I'll put those rightwing bigots in their places
When all the Leftard Liberals vote for me
Because that "D" stands for Diversity!
(I'm making history
When I win the Presidency)

I've had my eye on the prize, since I've been Clinton's wife
I lived through lies, and wild alibis
Too big to fail, or go to jail, I've got that
"D" behind my name
As my ticket and my claim to fame
If you want Transparency
Stay home
And DON'T
VOTE
for me!

I'm Mrs. "Sanders Voters, not again!"
What's up with Trump and grumpy old white men?
They must be sexist if they don't want me
To be the first woman in history
To win the Presidency

It's Trump who's gonna feel the burn
I've laundered more in bribes than he has earned!
It's women's turn to rule the world
If you don't like it, hire some other girl!
I've got the Presidency
I'm making history....

 

[emilynghiem]

PS here's the anti Trump intro for Never Trumpers/Dump Trump
(sung in the style of Britney Spears WOMANIZER )

Billionaire
Could've bought your own TV show
But instead
You bought the White House for your Ego
Ya use Fake News to throw Ted Cruz
Beneath the Bus so he would lose
And you could win
You'd say anything, wouldn't you?

Damage done
No wonder why nobody trust you
Left and Right -
We should unite until we bust you!
Policing every Tweet you Tweet
and every speech you speak
Until we find the best
Excuse to impeach you:

Backstabber, Pussy-grabber!
Race-baiter, Beanie-Hater!
Oh, One percenter Racist
You're a Sex Offender Rapist!

Liar, Liar!
Pants on Fire!
Wealthy with Emoluments
No, you're not my president!

Don't you vote for Trump
You're just a racist chump!
If you stand with Trump
We'll throw your business in the dump!

Liberal Troll, Russian Mole!
The man disgusts us,
Obstructing Justice!

If you vote for Trump, you're just
Another racist chump
Don't you stand for Trump
We'll toss your business in the dump!

Obstructing Justice,
The man disgusts us!
Russian Mole,
Liberal Troll!