10 ways to decompress after viewing news (or "news")

[rightnow909]

10 Ways To Decompress After Scrolling Through The News On Your Phone

Reading the news can be a stressful thing. Every time you think you've seen the worst thing you'll ever see, you scroll down a few more inches and, bam! Something even worse!

babylonbee.com

 

[Mr Natural]

Just have yourself a good wank and move on.

 

[Lesh]

This from the clown who gets his "news" from Falun Gong and the Epoch Tmes

 

[rightnow909]

what i do is get drunk

no, not really... but now that I htink about it... hmmm... havent had a good drink in some time.. But the wawy things are going, if I drank one I'd probably end up drinking 10 so...

anyway... I will "decompress" when bidumb is gone and all this strange people.. and the country gets back to .. being America

 

[Anomalism]

what i do is get drunk

no, not really... but now that I htink about it... hmmm... havent had a good drink in some time.. But the wawy things are going, if I drank one I'd probably end up drinking 10 so...

anyway... I will "decompress" when bidumb is gone and all this strange people.. and the country gets back to .. being America

Why does it bother you so much?

 

[Mr Natural]

What is it you feel you’re being deprived of?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

Turn that shit off. Most of our news is either full of lies or so slanted it wouldn't remain upright without the crutches made out of uninformed morons

 

[rightnow909]

Why does it bother you so much?

if u have to ask

sheez

 

[rightnow909]

Turn that shit off. Most of our news is either full of lies or so slanted it wouldn't remain upright without the crutches made out of uninformed morons

i know the truth when i hear it

been dealing with truth for many moons now...

or as the Great One put it

"My sheep hear My voice and follow.."

When you know the One who is Truth Itself... well... there ya go

 

[Anomalism]

if u have to ask

sheez

You can't control it. Don't let it control you.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

i know the truth when i hear it

been dealing with truth for many moons now...

or as the Great One put it

"My sheep hear My voice and follow.."

When you know the One who is Truth Itself... well... there ya go

I am no one's sheep. Politician or "god"

 

[Lesh]

i know the truth when i hear it

From Facebook and the Epoch Times?

Cmon man...

 

[Auld Phart]

This from the clown who gets his "news" from Falun Gong and the Epoch Tmes

and you get your news from???

MSLSD?

CNN?


ABC?

DNC.come?

Rawstory??

DailyKOS?


Bud, you got NO room to talk.

 

[night_son]

10 Ways To Decompress After Scrolling Through The News On Your Phone

Reading the news can be a stressful thing. Every time you think you've seen the worst thing you'll ever see, you scroll down a few more inches and, bam! Something even worse!

babylonbee.com

Kick lots of trees. They can take it.

 

[sparky]

9) Storm the Capitol:



~S~

 

[harmonica]

Just have yourself a good wank and move on.

SINFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Crepitus]

Just have yourself a good wank and move on.

AMEN, BRoTHEr!

 

[playtime]

 

[harmonica]

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[playtime]

SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!

yep.