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  1. cnelsen

    There comes a moment when we’re all Wyoming

    Joe Bob Briggs annihilates the anti-Electoral College dweebs. Let’s all dogpile on the Electoral College. It’s undemocratic, it’s outdated, it’s un-American. The New York Times (surprise, surprise) believes it should be abolished and we should go to a straight-up popular vote. Because (this...
  2. cnelsen

    As everyone knows, only some loser goofball anti-Semite would suggest something so preposterous

    Guess who was fired: As everyone knows, only some loser goofball anti-Semite would suggest something so preposterous as the idea that wealthy Jewish Americans influence America’s military policy in the Middle East. Experts agree unanimously that we fight radical Islam and protect our closest...
  3. cnelsen

    Men having their genitalia cut off and fed to them, pregnant women being disemboweled

    After Trump won, the world lost they gawdamned minds. Many of us were naive enough to think it would go like the World Series where you accept your team didn’t make it and get on with your life. Trump’s victory led to all kinds of denial including millions of people convinced they could overturn...
  4. cnelsen

    In praise of a monster, hagged-out yenta overlooks inmates shitting 6" parasites

    Fidel Castro is dead, so that’s cool. Born to wealth and privilege and educated in exclusive private schools—which seems to be the case with all communist fanatics I’ve ever heard of or have had the supreme displeasure to know in my personal life—the bearded revolutionary finally gave up the...
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