Rank the following, with -5 being not in the least funny, 0 being, meh, maybe a smile, and 5 being kneeslappingly hilarious:
You are watching...
We don't serve...
Spell “pig” backwards...
I have no...
A man tries...
A priest and...
Neitzche and Al ...
Rene DesCartes walks...
You might be...
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