Can your sense of humor predict who you will vote for?

[Street Juice]

Rank the following, with -5 being not in the least funny, 0 being, meh, maybe a smile, and 5 being kneeslappingly hilarious:

1. You are watching...
2. We don't serve...
3. Spell “pig” backwards...
4. I have no...
5. A man tries...
6. A priest and...
7. Neitzche and Al ...
8. Rene DesCartes walks...
9. You might be...
10. A man walks...

To score this, answer the questions here and then come back here and say whether the prediction was accurate.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Maybe.

Demolition Man
Edgar Friendly : You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death.

 

[whitehall]

Since the crazy radical angry left has no sense of humor it would seem that the democrat party is the one to chose if you never had a nice day.