Your Own Original Puns, Nobody Elses! Or Else!

[ChemEngineer]

Sam raises cows and makes cottage cheese and curd. Do you know Sam Jose by the whey?
(For the youngsters among you, Dionne Warwick sang this in 1968. )

 

[JimBowie1958]

How To Make No-Knead Bread

If you’re intimidated by baking ratios, this is a great recipe to start with. It’s ridiculously easy, and very forgiving.

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Well, I guess if you dont eat it, you dont knead it.

 

[ChemEngineer]

I’m getting a puppy and naming it Mycup. Every time I call it, Mycup runneth over.

 

[ChemEngineer]

The San Diego Slingshot Club regularly visits the beach for target practice. Their motto is : No Tern Unstoned

 

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[ChemEngineer]

Best Knockers in Italy

 

[Shawnee_b]

Crashed my truck the other day,, hit an "obstacle illusion"

 

[ChemEngineer]

Best Knockers in Italy

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Just across the Old Bridge from downtown Ronda, where Spain's first bull ring was built. Beautiful town for touring.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Just created while watching a nature program where a bunch of asses were trotting around....

 

[ChemEngineer]

I had a terrific brainstorm in Fairbanks, Alaska last week but lost it somehow. Now I'm back home in California and it's well thawed out.

 

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[ChemEngineer]

Karma is a Hillary. (Not a female dog, a Hillary. I think this is Hillaryous.)

 

[ChemEngineer]

Why fleas flee.

Lynn Yaeger
Lynn Yaeger is a native New Yorker and a contributing editor at Vogue and Vogue.com (who wrote an article criticizing the appearance of Melania Trump). When she is not writing about fashion, she can be found haunting flea markets all over the world.

Lynn Yaeger

Lynn Yaeger is a native New Yorker and a contributing editor at Vogue and Vogue.com. When she is not writing about fashion, she can be found haunting flea markets all over the world.

www.vogue.com

 

[ChemEngineer]

As I was walking today, I was once again pun-ished.
I couldn't wait to get home and create this. Well, actually I had to wait
until I got home, but I digest.

 

[ChemEngineer]

Created just today.

Everyone in Franz’ family had an inherited speech defect, a lisp. This may have been why their family name was Lisps. But when Franz became famous and wealthy, his last name was too embarrassing so he changed it. And Franz Liszt never lisped again.

 

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[ChemEngineer]

If you do not punctually apply your punctuation I'm going to punctu in the nose.

 

[ChemEngineer]

If you do not punctually apply your punctuation I'm going to punctu in the nose.

If you do not punctually apply your punctuation punctiliously I'm going to punctu in the nose.

 

[ChemEngineer]

The Chinese doctor practiced the ancient art of inserting needles into patients to cure their ailments and ease pain. He had a tendency to insert the needles in places the needles did not belong. So he was frequently sued for inaccupuncture.