Your first official act as President of the United States

[uscitizen]

Push for banning all paid lobbyists activities.

 

[Anachronism]

Considering my prior extensive commentaries on Isolationism and Nationalism, what in there shocks you, H_G?

 

[Truthseeker420]

Free lap dances for everyone.

lol you got my vote.

 

[High_Gravity]

Considering my prior extensive commentaries on Isolationism and Nationalism, what in there shocks you, H_G?

Nothing I have heard you say this before, but do you really think it is a good idea to cut us off from everyone? thats kind of like another North Korea.

 

[Sallow]

Free lap dances for everyone.

You got my vote!

 

[Sallow]

Considering my prior extensive commentaries on Isolationism and Nationalism, what in there shocks you, H_G?

Nothing I have heard you say this before, but do you really think it is a good idea to cut us off from everyone? thats kind of like another North Korea.

Or any number of nasty little slavic republics like Belarus.

 

[High_Gravity]

Considering my prior extensive commentaries on Isolationism and Nationalism, what in there shocks you, H_G?

Nothing I have heard you say this before, but do you really think it is a good idea to cut us off from everyone? thats kind of like another North Korea.

Or any number of nasty little slavic republics like Belarus.

Speaking of Slavic republics, they have some tasty females there and they love Americans. A friend of mine that I met while being deployed in Kuwait used to go to Slovakia and have his pick of the litter, he was multi tasking 2 at a time, he was stationed in Germany and used to take the train down there. Its risky but according to him, worth the reward.

 

[Sallow]

Nothing I have heard you say this before, but do you really think it is a good idea to cut us off from everyone? thats kind of like another North Korea.

Or any number of nasty little slavic republics like Belarus.

Speaking of Slavic republics, they have some tasty females there and they love Americans. A friend of mine that I met while being deployed in Kuwait used to go to Slovakia and have his pick of the litter, he was multi tasking 2 at a time, he was stationed in Germany and used to take the train down there. Its risky but according to him, worth the reward.

Yep.

I worked with a chick from Belarus. Man..what a hottie. And I am talking pro-model type hottie. I'd post her pic..but sorta not cool...and it'd melt your eyeballs.

 

[California Girl]

Put an end to the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq. All forces would be out in 6 months.

Short term solutions to long term problems. How very well considered of you.

Might I recommend a course on Critical Thinking, if you are capable of focusing long enough to learn.

 

[California Girl]

Or any number of nasty little slavic republics like Belarus.

Speaking of Slavic republics, they have some tasty females there and they love Americans. A friend of mine that I met while being deployed in Kuwait used to go to Slovakia and have his pick of the litter, he was multi tasking 2 at a time, he was stationed in Germany and used to take the train down there. Its risky but according to him, worth the reward.

Yep.

I worked with a chick from Belarus. Man..what a hottie. And I am talking pro-model type hottie. I'd post her pic..but sorta not cool...and it'd melt your eyeballs.

Please don't ever run for public office. You are nowhere near smart enough.... I bet that 'chick' doesn't even remember your name.

 

[High_Gravity]

Or any number of nasty little slavic republics like Belarus.

Speaking of Slavic republics, they have some tasty females there and they love Americans. A friend of mine that I met while being deployed in Kuwait used to go to Slovakia and have his pick of the litter, he was multi tasking 2 at a time, he was stationed in Germany and used to take the train down there. Its risky but according to him, worth the reward.

Yep.

I worked with a chick from Belarus. Man..what a hottie. And I am talking pro-model type hottie. I'd post her pic..but sorta not cool...and it'd melt your eyeballs.

I've never been but thats what I heard, very fine looking women there.

 

[Wolfmoon]

I would close the border with Mexico. That would trigger a war with the drug cartels and the corrupt Mexican government. The U.S. would be forced to end the wars in the Middle East and bring the troops home and they'd be put on the border to fight the vicious drug cartels. The flow of drugs would cease to enter into the hands of our young people.

The illegal alien migration would come to a halt which would relieve our welfare system, education, medical and other social services to the illegal aliens which costs the United States somewhere near 2.5 Trillion dollars a year. The wars in the Middle Eastern are costing about 4 billion dollars a week. This plan would save a lot of money and would bring the troops home and stop the dangerous flow of drugs crossing our Southern border and would eventually bring peace to our country.

Closing the border would stop the costly hemorrhaging of tax dollars paid to the illegal aliens who create a crippling tax burden on the American people, crime would also go down and we could free up space in our penal colonies. We could end the taxpayer funded expense in the judicial systems defending illegal aliens and save money in our jails and prisons. The over-crowding of jails and prisons are forcing early releases of dangerous criminals who fall back into their old way after being set free.

Many American lives would be saved since illegal aliens kill about 26 people a day not to mention the rapes and child molestations. We would free up a lot of money and stop the flow of illegal drugs and then we can work on deporting illegal aliens from America. There are about half a million illegal aliens Muslims in America. The total number of illegal aliens is said to be around 20 million.

The National Policy Institute "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."
http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

 

[Wolfmoon]

Once we get the border closed and guarded then start rounding up the illegal aliens that are in the country illegally. As we catch them put them in the REX84 Concentration Camps that FEMA and the federal government already has up and running. Fill a plane or a bus up and ship them out. Allow the illegal aliens to take their children with them. Make birthright citizenship illegal. When we have the borders and ports closed and secured then start deporting the criminal illegal aliens in our jails and prisons.

PLEASE CIRCULATE:

61 Reasons to Deport Illegal Aliens

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to legal and illegal aliens each year.
http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8

2. $2.2 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.
http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.
http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.
http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 Billion Dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The legal and illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the United States.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year of 2005 there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the U. S. from the Southern border. Homeland Security Report: A Line in the Sand: Confronting the Threat at the Southwest Border http://www.house.gov/sites/members/tx10_mccaul/pdf/Investigaions-Border-Report.pdf

12. The National Policy Institute "estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period."
http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.org/pdf/deportation.pdf

13. $25 billion in remittances back into Mexico as a result of exporting poverty and low skill labor into the United States, 25 to $45 billion a year taken into Mexico as a result of the illicit drug trade into the United States.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0903/02/ldt.01.html

14. "The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One Million Sex Crimes Committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States".
http://www.drdsk.com/articles.html

15. Every day 12 Americans are murdered by an illegal alien. Another 13 Americans are killed by uninsured drunk illegal aliens and 8 American Children are victims of a sex crime committed by an illegal alien each and every day!
http://www.house.gov/apps/list/hearing/ia05_king/col_20060505_bite.html

16. Today, criminal aliens account for over 29 percent of prisoners in Federal Bureau of Prisons facilities and a higher share of all federal prison inmates. These prisoners represent the fastest growing segment of the federal prison population. Incarceration of criminal aliens cost an estimated $624 million to state prisons (1999) and $891 million to federal prisons (2002), according to the most recent available figure from the Bureau of Justice Statistics.
http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters0b9c

17. "Illegal Aliens and American Medicine". "Many illegal aliens harbor fatal diseases that American Medicine fought and vanquished long ago, malaria, leprosy, plague, polio, dengue and Chagas disease." The Journal of American Physicians and Surgeons
http://www.jpands.org/jpands1001.htm

18. In 2002, HIV/AIDS was the third leading cause of death among Hispanic men aged 35 to 44 and the fourth leading cause of death among Hispanic women in the same age group. Most Hispanic men were exposed to HIV through sexual contact with other men. Source (CDC): http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/hispanics/resources/factsheets/hispanic.htm

19. If enacted the Comprehensive Immigration Reform Act (CIRA, S. 2611) would be the most dramatic change in immigration law in 80 years, allowing an estimated 103 million persons to legally immigrate to the U.S. over the next 20 years - fully one-third of the current population of the United States.
http://www.heritage.org/Research/Reports/2006/05/Senate-Immigration-Bill-Would-Allow-100-Million-New-Legal-Immigrants-over-the-Next-Twenty-Years

20. In 2007, legal and illegal aliens cost the federal government more than $346 BILLION dollars and the U.S. taxpayers paid more than $ 9,000. for each immigrant in the country!
http://www.esrresearch.com/Rubensteinreport.pdf

21. The number of illegal immigrants in the United States may be as high as 20 million people, more than double the official 9 million people estimated by the Census Bureau. 1/3/05
http://www.bearstearns.com/bscportal/pdfs/underground.pdf

22. Cases of Leprosy On The Rise In The U.S. - The New York Times. "While there were some 900 recorded cases in the United States 40 years ago, today more than 7,000 people have leprosy." Leprosy is an airborne virus; it can also be spread by touching and coughing.
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=78621

23. Two-thirds of illegal aliens lack a high school degree, the primary reason they create a fiscal deficit is their low education levels and resulting low incomes and tax payments, into their legal status or heavy use of most social services.
http://www.gao.gov/archive/1998/he98030.pdf

24. America Welcomes Illegal's Contagious Disease.
http://www.rense.com/general64/ill.htm

25. Mexico is the 4th Richest Oil Nation in the World.
www.latinamericanstudies.org/mexico/lopez-portillo.htm

26. The United Nations list Mexico as the number one center for the supply of young children to international pedophile organizations. http://www.uri.edu/artsci/wms/hughes/mexico.htm

27. An illegal alien parent receives welfare benefits on behalf of his or her U.S. citizen child. Regardless of the parents immigration status may receive welfare and other benefits. When such a child receives assistance, the aid also helps support the child’s family. SOURCE: Illegal Aliens Extent of Welfare Benefits, Page 1. http://www.gao..gov/archive/1998/he98030.pdf

28. In fiscal year 1995, about $1.1 billion in AFDC and Food Stamp benefits were provided to household with an illegal alien parent.
http://www.gao.gov/archive/1998/he98030.pdf

29. U.S. households headed by illegal aliens used $26.3 billion in government services during 2002, but paid $16 billion in taxes, an annual cost to taxpayers of $10 billion. It's reasonable to expect those costs to continue to soar if action is not taken to turn the tide.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2004/dec/06/20041206-102115-6766r/

30. One illegal alien family, costs the U.S. taxpayers more than $32,000 in federal, state and local benefits each year. That same family contributes an average of $9,000 a year in taxes, resulting in a net tax burden of $22,449 each year. If the lower figure of 12 million illegal aliens is used for estimation purposes, the total tax burden translates to $2.2 trillion per year.
http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55135

31. Department of Justice, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), Department of Homeland Security spent $20 million or more in 2008 to litigate deportation orders for illegal aliens. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/first100days/2009/02/18/justice-department-fail-enforce-deportation-orders/

32. In 2007, DHS apprehended nearly 961,000 foreign nationals. Nearly 89 percent were natives of Mexico.
The leading countries of origin of those removed were Mexico. DHS removed 99,900 known criminal aliens from the United States." Immigration Enforcement Actions: 2007http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/statistics/publications/enforcement_ar_07.pdf Or http://www.hsdl.org/hslog/?q=node/4572

33. Based on studies by the Pew Hispanic Center and the Heritage Foundation, households headed by less-educated illegal aliens use $40 billion more in public services each year than they pay in taxes.
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0904/09/ldt.01.html

34. In 2008 report by the Department of Justice indicated that Mexican drug trafficking organizations now operate in 195 cities in the United States. http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:S.RES.72: Text of Legislation

35. In 2008 National Drug Threat Assessment by the Department of Justice identified drug organizations from Mexico as the greatest criminal threat to the United States. http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c111:S.RES.72: Text of Legislation

36. The term “alien” means any person not a citizen or national of the United States.
http://uscode.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode08/usc_sec_08_00001101----000-.html

37. Estimates of the Unauthorized Immigrant Population Residing in the United States: January 2009
http://www.dhs.gov/xlibrary/assets/statistics/publications/ois_ill_pe_2009.pdf

38. "The Pew Hispanic Center study from February 2009 found that even though Hispanics make up 13 percent of the adult population, they accounted for 40 percent of sentenced federal offenders in 2007." http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/04/29/border-states-dealing-illegal-immigrant-crime-data-suggests/

39. Amnesty Costs 70 Times More Than Enforcement, the cost of amnesty: $999 billion. The cost of attrition by enforcement: as little as $14 billion. Amnesty would cost up to 70 times as much as enforcing existing law. Source: The Heritage Foundation
http://www.numbersusa.com/content/learn/illegal-immigration/amnesty-costs-10-times-more-than-enforcement.html

40. A collection of newspaper stories of crimes committed by illegal aliens gathered by a group of patriots.
http://www.city-data.com/forum/illegal-immigration/549214-illegal-alien-crime-wave-thread-59.html

41. Analysis of the latest Census data indicates that Arizona’s illegal immigrant population is costing the state’s taxpayers about $1.3 billion per year for education, medical care and incarceration.
http://www.fairus.org/site/DocServer/azcosts2.pdf?docID=101

42. Phoenix, Az. has become the kidnapping capital of the United States, because of illegal immigration and human smuggling, according to the head of the Phoenix Law Enforcement Association.
http://www.kpho.com/news/16706369/detail.html

43. If current trends continue, the population of the United States will rise to 438 million in 2050, from 296 million in 2005, and 82% of the increase will be due to immigrants. The non-Hispanic white population will increase more slowly than other racial and ethnic groups; whites will become a minority (47%) by 2050.
http://pewhispanic.org/files/reports/85.pdf

44. In California, the cost of free medical care for illegal aliens forced 60 hospitals to close between 1993 and 2003. http://www.amren.com/features/hispanics/index.html

45. "For most lawmakers, DWI stands for “driving while intoxicated.” For Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.), DWI stands for “driving while illegal. He also said, that illegal immigrants were intentionally causing car accidents along state freeways."
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/04/20/2010-04-20_john_mccain_illegal_immigrants_are_intentionally_causing_car_accidents.html

46. Crossing of Border Threaten preserve, By Mary Jo Pitzl, The Arizona Republic, October 16, 2004 (On illegal alien crossing) "which imperils the habitat for the more than 300 species of animals and the nearly 400 plant types within the refuge."
http://www.desertinvasion.us/articles/articles2004_july_dec.html

47. The twenty-four border counties along the line with Mexico are home to some of the largest undeclared garbage dumps in the United States. Millions of illegal aliens have left thousands of tons in trash behind scattered across the deserts and mountains of New Mexico, Texas, Arizona and California.
http://www.examiner.com/x-17495-San-Diego-Immigration-Policy-Examiner~y2009m9d8-Illegal-Immigration-continues-Environment-loses

48. The illegal aliens are endangering both rare wildlife and plant species as well as the pristine lands of the southwestern United States with the thousands of vehicles and tons of garbage they abandon.
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=104158

49. Arizona Senate Bill 1070 - Read the Bill Online
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/sb1070_bill_text_2010
Senate Bill 1070 Fact Sheet
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/dpp/news/sb1070_fact_sheet_2010

50. If you hire illegal aliens you could be charged with, conspiring to defraud the United States, harboring illegal aliens for profit, and evading payment of federal employment taxes. Failing to collect and pay federal income, Social Security, Medicare, and federal employment taxes on the wages paid to its workforce. You will criminally abuse our immigration system and our tax laws for the purpose of financial gain. For more info, visit US Immigration and Customs Enforcement. To report suspicious activity, call 1-866-347-2423.
http://www.ice.gov/pi/news/newsreleases/articles/071107grandrapids.htm

51. Drug-resistant tuberculosis was introduced to the United States in 1993. The disease was more likely to be in persons who were foreign born. TB presents a global threat and a challenge to TB-control activities in the United States.
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5611a3.htm

52. IMO, "Roconquista" is a movement to reclaim land, Ron Gochez a Reconquista activist and Santee High School teacher in California explains it perfectly. Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iybaDyMr1rs


53. A National Highway Traffic Safety Administration study found that Hispanics, particularly recent immigrants, are often distrustful of police and government agencies
http://www.starnewsonline.com/article/20060622/NEWS/606220415

54. "Estimate for Deporting Illegal Immigrants: $94 Billion", the number was arrived at by multiplying 12 million illegal aliens by the average cost of detaining people for a day: $97. That was multiplied by detention time: 32 days. They also added transportation cost of $ 1,000. per person.
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/13/estimate-for-deporting-illegal-immigrants-94-billion/?hp
OR
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/09/12/deportation.cost/index.html

55. It cost $5.8 billion for years 2001 - 2004 to incarcerate criminal aliens this was a 15 % increase, most inmates were from Mexico. The percentage of all federal prisoners who are criminal aliens has remained the same over the last 3 years—about 27 percent.
http://www.gao.gov/new.items/d05337r.pdf

56. A study of 55,322 illegal aliens, found: They were arrested a total of 459,614 times, averaging about 8 arrests per illegal alien. They were arrested for a total of about 700,000 criminal offenses, averaging about 13 offenses per illegal alien. 12 % were arrested for violent offenses such as murder, robbery, assault, and sex-related crimes. 80% of all arrests occurred in three states--California, Texas, and Arizona. http://www.gao.gov/htext/d05646r.html

57. Listen to the Senators on the Senate floor. You can do other things on your computer while you're listening. On C-Span2 at C-Span.org OR
http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-SPAN2.aspx

58. IMO, in recent days the illegal aliens have marched carrying their protest signs, here are a few. You'll begin to see their logic and what they think about America.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-best-anti-arizona-protest-signs

59. Mexican drug smugglers tied to California wild fire. http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE57G4SB20090818?feedType=RSS&feedName=topNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%253A+reuters%252FtopNews+%2528News+%252F+US+%252F+Top+News%2529

60. A report shows 75% of illegal aliens have less than a 6th grade education. Over 71% have children. 30% admit of using forged social security cards, and half of them have done so, for more than 5 years.
http://www.thesocialcontract.com/pdf/three-one/sandiego.pdf


61. “1 illegal arrested, 3 sought in beheading in Chandler, Arizona” The Arizona Republic Newspaper, 10/12/10
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2010/10/12/20101012beheaded1012.html

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In my opinion, what other laws are illegal aliens violating? Tax laws, Environmental laws, vagrancy laws, animal cruelty, poaching, squatting... Everyone put your Beanie Caps on tight it's going to be a bumpy ride!

IMO, illegal aliens in America are guilty of bio-terrorism, agro-terrorism, fraud, tax evasion, murder, identity theft, larceny, rape, gang bangers, vagrants, diseased, violence, pedophiles, pyromaniacs, auto theft, drunk drivers, kidnapping, saboteurs, and their an exception to the rules. How Much More Can We Stand?

IMO, I think we Americans need to form organizations nationwide and advertise Free Safe Passage and $100.00 on air conditioned buses, for any illegal alien that wants to return to their country of origin. "A-Free-Get-Out-Town-Free-Card, so, to speak.

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Contact Elected Officials: And give them a piece of your mind.
http://www.usa.gov/Contact/Elected.shtml

TELL THEM TO SECURE OUR PORTS & BORDERS, ASAP!

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[St.Blues]

All illegals deported.
Build that wall.
All telephone service restored to English only.
All retail store sign written in any language other than English are to be removed.
Crop dust the plant field the cartels grow.
Public Union pensions and free health care abolished.
With draw 70% of the troops from foreign countries.
Eliminate tax loopholes for corporations.
Abolish Lobbyist.
Repeal Obama care.
Stop all disability SS for children that don't need it.
Cut off welfare funding to single women with children.
Tell the Bilderberg group to suck wind. nationalize there assets. Fuck em.
Tax all import product at 25%..
Encourage manufacturing back to America..
Offer training for welfare recipients to work at those factories.
Should I go on?
Remove liberal indoctrination in the school system.
Teach American history truthfully.
Restore patriotism and morel values... especially in girls.
Should I go on?
Remove idealism from the supreme court.. Constitutional or you out, Bye E. Kagan.
Install a citizen over site committee in DC.
Make the media our 4th check and balance. Report news not make it or push agenda's.
Eliminate public funding to all R&L groups with agenda's.
Tell the Muslim countries to sit down and shut up or else. Once and for all.
Boot the military industrial complex and build our own defense systems.
Secure America and walk away from fake allies. Like England..
Tell Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and George Bush (both)to go fuck themselves!
Deport Obama.
Tell America the truth!

 

[hortysir]

{{{ I'm not on your e-mail list, Wolfmoon, keep your Spam to yourself}}}

EO#01192013??
Complete de-classification of President Kennedy's assassination and full disclosure of Area 51. Declare Puerto Rico our 51st state and tax them at 49.7% until such time that we have been reimbursed for the military protection and unrestricted travel they have enjoyed free of charge for (how many?) years.
Seize possession of every country from Mexico to Panama and make any illegal immigrants try to swim that fucking canal to get in the country illegally.

 

[Wolfmoon]

Hornysir,

Uh, Oh are you a cranky Anchor Baby?

 

[hortysir]

Hornysir,

Uh, Oh are you a cranky Anchor Baby?

Just a wine-drunk redneck that hates copy/pasting freaks

 

[Moonglow]

I'd have a huge party, then razz everyone when it is time to go back to work.

 

[Wolfmoon]

Hornysir,

Uh, Oh are you a cranky Anchor Baby?

Just a wine-drunk redneck that hates copy/pasting freaks

No need to be so rude

 

[CitizenPained]

I would get Bibi in my office, tell him to calm the fuck down, and then hash out a plan for Israel. I wouldn't let him go until he agreed. Then I'd use my clout to push for borders. Abbas isn't the only cat that can go unilateral.

Then I'd pee in all the plants to mark my territory.