You know you're a progressive when...............

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1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

2. Russia interfered with the election, and that's why Trump is POTUS. Google, Twitter, Youtube, Yahoo etc. censor conservative views, while enhancing progressive views, and that's a clear demonstration of free speech and capitalism.

3. Abortion is a reproduction right.

4. White conservatives are racist and must be punished. Minority conservatives are traitors and must be punished as well. They're all fascists too. A level playing field will be achieved when there are no longer distinguishable differences.

5. Men are toxic, and therefore sometimes men are chicks, they have babies and marry too. A level playing field will be achieved when there are no longer distinguishable differences.

6. Trump is a bad POTUS. Not because of lack of achievement and effectiveness, but because he's a white Republican and he's not PC.

7. Men are guilty until proved innocent, while a woman's word should be taken at face value because they're victims.

8. Progressives riot when they disapprove of election results, which is a demonstration of free speech & petition. Conservatives don't do the same, which is a demonstration of {insert progressive narration}.

9. Trump colluded with Russia despite lack of evidence. The Democrats didn't collude with Russia despite the evidence.

10. Trump hasn't started any wars, which is proof he's authoritarian. Obama did start wars, which is proof he's liberal and democratic.

11. The best method for a unified country is a place where there's no unification, shared culture, tradition or even language.

12. A wealth disparity exists proving we must be more like California. High taxes and open immigration is the best method for a progressive standard of living.

13. The wealthiest Americans and zip codes are primarily progressive. Therefore, Republicans only take interest in the wealthiest among us, and don't care about the middle class or poor.
 
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You know you're a progressive when....

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ou don't get baned from gay liberal sites .
 
You know you're a progressive when rants like the op make you laugh from there shear ignorance.
 
1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

2. Russia interfered with the election, and that's why Trump is POTUS. Google, Twitter, Youtube, Yahoo etc. censor conservative views, while enhancing progressive views, and that's a clear demonstration of free speech and capitalism.

3. Abortion is a reproduction right.

4. White conservatives are racist and must be punished. Minority conservatives are traitors and must be punished as well. They're all fascists too. A level playing field will be achieved when there are no longer distinguishable differences.

5. Men are toxic, and therefore sometimes men are chicks, they have babies and marry too. A level playing field will be achieved when there are no longer distinguishable differences.

6. Trump is a bad POTUS. Not because of lack of achievement and effectiveness, but because he's a white Republican and he's not PC.

7. Men are guilty until proved innocent, while a woman's word should be taken at face value because they're victims.

8. Progressives riot when they disapprove of election results, which is a demonstration of free speech & petition. Conservatives don't do the same, which is a demonstration of {insert progressive narration}.

9. Trump colluded with Russia despite so-called lack of evidence. The Democrats didn't collude with Russia despite the evidence.

10. Trump hasn't started any wars, which is proof he's authoritarian. Obama did start wars, which is proof he's liberal and democratic.

11. The best method for a unified country is a place where there's no unification, shared culture, tradition or even language.

12. A wealth disparity exists proving we must be more like California. High taxes and open immigration is the best method for a progressive standard of living.

13. The wealthiest Americans and zip codes are primarily progressive. Therefore, Republicans only take interest in the wealthiest among us, and don't care about the middle class or poor.
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1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

Oh FUCKING BULLSHIT.

First, when you claim "a wall costs 5 billion" perhaps some wall somewhere does but the Rumpian fantasy one costs 25 billion, NOT including upkeep without which it will last nowhere remotely near a "century", PLUS it's got to be erected where there are (a) private property, (b) no roads which would have to be built first, and/or (c) the Rio Grande River.

That of course also doesn't factor in the cost of isolationism hiding behind walls in abject paranoia.

That's enough for now. I have work to do. Meanwhile you should rename this thread, "You know you're a bridge-buying gullible bleating sheep when you believe with a straight face that.... "
 
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1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

Oh FUCKING BULLSHIT.

First, when you claim "a wall costs 5 billion" perhaps some wall somewhere does but the Rumpian fantasy one costs 25 billion, NOT including upkeep without which it will last nowhere remotely near a "century", PLUS it's got to be erected where there are (a) private property, (b) no roads which would have to be built first, and/or (c) the Rio Grande River.

That of course also doesn't factor in the cost of isolationism hiding behind walls in abject paranoia.

That's enough for now. I have work to do.

Imagine that, $25 billion is still less than $135 billion.
 
1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

Oh FUCKING BULLSHIT.

First, when you claim "a wall costs 5 billion" perhaps some wall somewhere does but the Rumpian fantasy one costs 25 billion, NOT including upkeep without which it will last nowhere remotely near a "century", PLUS it's got to be erected where there are (a) private property, (b) no roads which would have to be built first, and/or (c) the Rio Grande River.

That of course also doesn't factor in the cost of isolationism hiding behind walls in abject paranoia.

That's enough for now. I have work to do.

Okay, 25 Billion.. Shit, make it 135 billion for argument's sake.

A wall won't last a century or so? The Great Wall of China was built when?

Can you do simple math?
 
1. You believe a wall is a waste of money. First, building a fence around your property is a wasted effort, because people can trespass by plane, train or boat. Second, a wall costs 5 billion and lasts well over a century, while illegals cost the taxpayer 135 billion annually, so clearly a wall is a waste of money.

Oh FUCKING BULLSHIT.

First, when you claim "a wall costs 5 billion" perhaps some wall somewhere does but the Rumpian fantasy one costs 25 billion, NOT including upkeep without which it will last nowhere remotely near a "century", PLUS it's got to be erected where there are (a) private property, (b) no roads which would have to be built first, and/or (c) the Rio Grande River.

That of course also doesn't factor in the cost of isolationism hiding behind walls in abject paranoia.

That's enough for now. I have work to do. Meanwhile you should rename this thread, "You know you're a bridge-buying gullible bleating sheep when you believe with a straight face that.... "
Meh, it would have cost 5 billion if the piece of shit dems didn't drive the cost up with their obstructionism.
Let's go to war already. The leftists honestly think they're already engaged (and winning) a war they declared and that they think we aren't aware of.

Let's just deal with them once and for all.
 

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