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[ABikerSailor]

He'd upgrade with a Lemond bicycle with Campagnolo components and Mavic wheels.

 

[Jurginvoncelle]

I think he might upgrade the ass for a Harley.

Well ya beat me to it. Yeah Jesus would be on a Harley. Beard in the wind, and NO helmet, ’cause… hey! He’s God!

When he walked on water, the 'publicans flamed him and said he couldn't swim.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

The bible says ass.
And Jesus drank wine in spite of what Baptists think.

The "wine" that Jesus drank was not alcoholic.

 

[editec]

What would Jesus drive?

Based on the Palm Sunday myth, I suggest that he'd drive a donkey equivalent.

So I'm not sure what car a donkey would be equivalent to.

But having just put 1500 miles on my Ranger in the last week (ouch!), I'd have to say that a 2WD Ranger might be his choice.

It's a works-like-a-donkey truck if such a thing exists.

Rides like a donkey, too.

However, if you're a fan of the show Resucue Me, then you'll recall the scene where Jesus is driving a Lamberghini with the bumpersticker:

Now you know what kind of car I drive​

 

[Bill O'Olberman]

That wasn't funny, you know. If you don't believe in Jesus, do me a favor and not mock others that do, for doing so you make yourself look like the ASS

Right... the just dont mock my beliefs mentality. I bet a couple years ago you were all for the Danish newspaper printing those cartoons mocking Muhammad (I certainly was). And if such is the case you are the ASS, ASS.