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Or the old "it was an accident. it . . . slipped".
Anti-stab knife.Who thinks this stuff up?
Like you need a knife to pop someones eye out. Gonna have to ban thumbs.
Oh please, now you are being ridiculous.
We will just pass a law requiring everybody to wear safety goggles at all times.
I bet it will still slit a throat.
We need to outlaw picking your nose to, we wouldn't want anybody to miss their nose and accidentally poke them self in the eye.Or the old "it was an accident. it . . . slipped".
Anti-stab knife.
Like you need a knife to pop someones eye out. Gonna have to ban thumbs.
Oh please, now you are being ridiculous.
We will just pass a law requiring everybody to wear safety goggles at all times.
And thumbless mittens, er . . . socks on hands I guess!
I bet it will still slit a throat.
Only by accident.
First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain - Times Online
How many people do they think get stabbed on accident? o.0Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.
yup, just another DUMB thingHell, stabbing is only one of the many knife attacks as well.
Not to mention the most common accident with cooking knives is cutting things off ... not stabbing. LOL
Guns kill people.
No, says Lib logic. Gun's don't kill people. People kill people.
Ban the People!
Oh ... wait.
Uhm, no. Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that kill people. Yeah, that's it. So BAN BULLETS (and get around that pesky 2nd Amendment in the process).
But isn't it true that without the cartridges, bullets wouldn't be killers, either? So ban the CARTRIDGES!
Wait. Wait. CARTRIDGES don't kill people, it's that nasty gunpowder that does the trick! Ban the gunpowder!
Wait. Gunpowder doesn't just occur naturally. It has to be MADE! So ban chemical manufacturing!
And while we're at it, let's make knives that don't stab people, either. ....
And, come to think of it: BAN the SHARP EDGES!
Libs don't like anything sharp.
What really kills people is evolution.
I knew the fact that we lost our scaly exoskeleton over time would come back to haunt us.
you kinda messed that upGuns kill people.
No, says Lib logic. Gun's don't kill people. People kill people.
Ban the People!
Oh ... wait.
Uhm, no. Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that kill people. Yeah, that's it. So BAN BULLETS (and get around that pesky 2nd Amendment in the process).
But isn't it true that without the cartridges, bullets wouldn't be killers, either? So ban the CARTRIDGES!
Wait. Wait. CARTRIDGES don't kill people, it's that nasty gunpowder that does the trick! Ban the gunpowder!
Wait. Gunpowder doesn't just occur naturally. It has to be MADE! So ban chemical manufacturing!
And while we're at it, let's make knives that don't stab people, either. ....
And, come to think of it: BAN the SHARP EDGES!
Libs don't like anything sharp.
you kinda messed that upGuns kill people.
No, says Lib logic. Gun's don't kill people. People kill people.
Ban the People!
Oh ... wait.
Uhm, no. Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that kill people. Yeah, that's it. So BAN BULLETS (and get around that pesky 2nd Amendment in the process).
But isn't it true that without the cartridges, bullets wouldn't be killers, either? So ban the CARTRIDGES!
Wait. Wait. CARTRIDGES don't kill people, it's that nasty gunpowder that does the trick! Ban the gunpowder!
Wait. Gunpowder doesn't just occur naturally. It has to be MADE! So ban chemical manufacturing!
And while we're at it, let's make knives that don't stab people, either. ....
And, come to think of it: BAN the SHARP EDGES!
Libs don't like anything sharp.
lib logic says it was the guns fault, and the gun manufacturer
First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain - Times Online
How many people do they think get stabbed on accident? o.0Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.
sorry, but if you wanted to stab somone with that knife, you would be able to
you could stab someone with a buter knife, or even a screwdriver
Guns kill people.
No, says Lib logic. Gun's don't kill people. People kill people.
Ban the People!
Oh ... wait.
Uhm, no. Guns don't kill people, it's the bullets that kill people. Yeah, that's it. So BAN BULLETS (and get around that pesky 2nd Amendment in the process).
But isn't it true that without the cartridges, bullets wouldn't be killers, either? So ban the CARTRIDGES!
Wait. Wait. CARTRIDGES don't kill people, it's that nasty gunpowder that does the trick! Ban the gunpowder!
Wait. Gunpowder doesn't just occur naturally. It has to be MADE! So ban chemical manufacturing!
And while we're at it, let's make knives that don't stab people, either. ....
And, come to think of it: BAN the SHARP EDGES!
Libs don't like anything sharp.
What really kills people is evolution.
I knew the fact that we lost our scaly exoskeleton over time would come back to haunt us.
But you kept that suspicion to yourself?? Why didn't you WARN us?
What really kills people is evolution.
I knew the fact that we lost our scaly exoskeleton over time would come back to haunt us.
But you kept that suspicion to yourself?? Why didn't you WARN us?
There was no internet when it happened.
But you kept that suspicion to yourself?? Why didn't you WARN us?
There was no internet when it happened.
True dat.
Ok. You STILL mighta made a BIT more noise. But you get off with just a warning.
Next time, give a damn warning to humanity, will ya?
There was no internet when it happened.
True dat.
Ok. You STILL mighta made a BIT more noise. But you get off with just a warning.
Next time, give a damn warning to humanity, will ya?
I was afraid that if I'd made too much of a show, I would have been either worshipped or killed.
Plus, I was too busy hiding from dinosaurs.
True dat.
Ok. You STILL mighta made a BIT more noise. But you get off with just a warning.
Next time, give a damn warning to humanity, will ya?
I was afraid that if I'd made too much of a show, I would have been either worshipped or killed.
Plus, I was too busy hiding from dinosaurs.
Oh. Well, alright then. I won't even issue you a neg rp, then.
First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain - Times Online
How many people do they think get stabbed on accident? o.0Mr Cornock, 42, from Swindon, said that the knife will cut vegetables, but will make it almost impossible to stab someone to death and will reduce the risk of accidental injuries.
How stupid. Just one stab would be enough to knock someone off kilter enough to do a dozen more. Hit the right artery, and he's dead.
I wonder where he found investors to market the thing. I've had several ideas for new "inventions" that I didn't have the seed money to promote, some of which were eventually picked up by someone who did.
I was afraid that if I'd made too much of a show, I would have been either worshipped or killed.
Plus, I was too busy hiding from dinosaurs.
Oh. Well, alright then. I won't even issue you a neg rp, then.
Neg rep from you?
That's like a mosquito trying to bite an elephant.
First 'anti-stab' knife to go on sale in Britain - Times Online
How many people do they think get stabbed on accident? o.0
How stupid. Just one stab would be enough to knock someone off kilter enough to do a dozen more. Hit the right artery, and he's dead.
I wonder where he found investors to market the thing. I've had several ideas for new "inventions" that I didn't have the seed money to promote, some of which were eventually picked up by someone who did.
About 15 years ago I was working with a crew of electricians and one of them was tossing around "million dollar ideas". I made a joke about charcoal filtered underwear, so you can fart in an elevator and no one smells it.
And guess what:
activated charcoal cloth pad liner panty panties underwear underpants carbon filter fart
