Worst Pick-Up Lines...

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    Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants.

    That dress would look great - wadded up on my bedroom floor.

    (Licking your finger, then touching your shoulder and hers) Why don't we get out of these wet clothes?

    Nice Shoes...wanna (do it)???

    You: Hey girl - you have any German in ya?
    Her: No.
    You: Want some??


    Got anything good?
     
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    this one from my mom.....

    a guy came up to my mom and said

    I would love to get in your pants....

    my mom replies....

    that is just what i need another asshole in there
     
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    Do your feet hurt? Cause you've been running through my mind all day! (alternate answer: cause it looks like you fell from heaven!)

    How about pizza and sex? What - you don't like pizza?
     
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    Girl, you are so hot you make me sweat!
     
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    fight or fuck.....worked on occasion
     
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    Stolen from a movie: "So, word on the street is, you've got a vagina."

    "Excuse me, I think you dropped something... My jaw."

    "Do you know anything about birds?... Well, would you take this for a swallow?"
     
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    So..... Do you want me?
     

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