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    "I want them to play Britney Spears at my funeral. That way I won't feel so bad about being dead, and everyone there will know there is something worse than death." -~Gary Numan

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    "The elevator to success is broken, but the stairs work just fine." - Zig Zigler

    "When you turn yourself towards the sunlight, the shadows fall behind you." - Helen Keller
     
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    Never spit into the wind.

    Never spread manure with the wind at your back. :D
     
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    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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    Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
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    What you call dog with no legs?
    Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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    Live and learn, die and forget it all
     
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    "When in doubt, don't."
     
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