Abishai100
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Woody Allen and Ridley Scott are vastly different film-makers, and their respective films Celebrity (a sardonic treatise on fame and fortune in America) and Gladiator (a historical epic about gladiator-fighting from Ancient Rome) illuminate just how different these two film-makers really are.
Allen chooses to make pedestrianism-psychology films, while Scott chooses to make imagination-diaspora films, though both arguably make daydream-breakdown films symbolic of the lifestyle-explicit consciousness of our traffic-theatrics 'TrumpUSA.'
Who will ever forget how Donald Trump used the media during his presidential campaign to create symbolic pedestrianism drama (and theatrics)?
Whose film about Donald Trump would you rather be in, Allen or Scott?
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DICAPRIO: I love that new show Modern Family (starring Julie Bowen).
CROWE: I prefer the show The Big Bang Theory (starring Mayim Bialik).
DICAPRIO: It's interesting how 'pedestrian psychology' is widely-presented in TV now...
CROWE: People care about lifestyle presentations in the media!
DICAPRIO: Is it any wonder America elected a casino-owner as its President?
CROWE: Not surprising. I'm a big fan of the Scorsese film Casino (Robert De Niro).
DICAPRIO: So you've made a Ridley Scott film, and I've made a Woody Allen film...
CROWE: Two very different directors!
DICAPRIO: And now Allen and Scott are both considering making a movie about President Trump.
CROWE: I look more forward to Scott's film project, since he's more dramatic/elegiac.
DICAPRIO: I'm more eager about Allen's project, since he's more brutally honest (and funny!).
CROWE: Do you find TrumpUSA 'elegiac' or 'funny'?
DICAPRIO: Humor always makes me feel better about 'consumerism-culture' (Starbucks).
CROWE: Consumerism is not always 'a riot' (e.g., Tom Cruise and his work with Scientology in the media).
DICAPRIO: Well, you know I work with environmental activism, which speaks to various interests!
CROWE: I bet Woody Allen will cast a gorgeous woman (e.g., Connie Nielsen) to play Melania Trump.
DICAPRIO: I bet Scott casts an attractive but intelligent actress (e.g., Nicole Kidman) to play the Melania...
CROWE: I'm excited. I'm even excited now about the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas!
DICAPRIO: Let's not push it. I'm happy about The Founder though...
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I'm psyched about the new Allen and Scott films Wonder Wheel and Alien:Covenant!
You know why this sounds boring? It's because we're all cynical about our newest celebrity-president, but hey, the last one gave us Reaganomics...
Allen chooses to make pedestrianism-psychology films, while Scott chooses to make imagination-diaspora films, though both arguably make daydream-breakdown films symbolic of the lifestyle-explicit consciousness of our traffic-theatrics 'TrumpUSA.'
Who will ever forget how Donald Trump used the media during his presidential campaign to create symbolic pedestrianism drama (and theatrics)?
Whose film about Donald Trump would you rather be in, Allen or Scott?
====
DICAPRIO: I love that new show Modern Family (starring Julie Bowen).
CROWE: I prefer the show The Big Bang Theory (starring Mayim Bialik).
DICAPRIO: It's interesting how 'pedestrian psychology' is widely-presented in TV now...
CROWE: People care about lifestyle presentations in the media!
DICAPRIO: Is it any wonder America elected a casino-owner as its President?
CROWE: Not surprising. I'm a big fan of the Scorsese film Casino (Robert De Niro).
DICAPRIO: So you've made a Ridley Scott film, and I've made a Woody Allen film...
CROWE: Two very different directors!
DICAPRIO: And now Allen and Scott are both considering making a movie about President Trump.
CROWE: I look more forward to Scott's film project, since he's more dramatic/elegiac.
DICAPRIO: I'm more eager about Allen's project, since he's more brutally honest (and funny!).
CROWE: Do you find TrumpUSA 'elegiac' or 'funny'?
DICAPRIO: Humor always makes me feel better about 'consumerism-culture' (Starbucks).
CROWE: Consumerism is not always 'a riot' (e.g., Tom Cruise and his work with Scientology in the media).
DICAPRIO: Well, you know I work with environmental activism, which speaks to various interests!
CROWE: I bet Woody Allen will cast a gorgeous woman (e.g., Connie Nielsen) to play Melania Trump.
DICAPRIO: I bet Scott casts an attractive but intelligent actress (e.g., Nicole Kidman) to play the Melania...
CROWE: I'm excited. I'm even excited now about the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas!
DICAPRIO: Let's not push it. I'm happy about The Founder though...
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I'm psyched about the new Allen and Scott films Wonder Wheel and Alien:Covenant!
You know why this sounds boring? It's because we're all cynical about our newest celebrity-president, but hey, the last one gave us Reaganomics...