Alex.
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Do you want to know why black men have bigger dicks than white men, as well as men of other races? I have a theory.
We are all familiar with the fact that black women have HUGE asses. They can be 100% in shape and healthy, but still have a huge, fat ass. We also all know why this is. It is due to natural selection. These black chicks come from a culture of living on the African Savannah in villages where they had to stay at home in their mud huts and care for the young while the tribal men were out killing food and stealing hub caps and rims. In other words they had to sit on their asses all day. The bony asses could not handle sitting around all day, so they died off and were made into stew. Over time bony ass genes worked their way out of the gene pool and they disappeared. Black bitches got fat back because they needed it; therefore, it became the predominate ass trait.
Now, as any dude who has ever fucked a fat chick will attest, you got to have a long dick to fuck a fat bitch. There's just too much filler material buffering the space between pussy and cock penetration. If you ain't got the length then don't go fat. You probably won't enjoy it and the bitch will probably get pissed and go around telling people that you gave got a pencil dick.
That's how it is with black chicks. As their asses evolved into dinosauric proportions, so too did black wang. If you could not deliver your load well, then your small dick genes were weeded out of the gene pool.
So, in the end, the fact that white men, on the whole, have shorter dicks than blacks is a tribute to the fact that we have hotter bitches to shag. On a side note, I have been told by women that black dick ain't all it's cracked up to be. Some of them are so fucking big that they cannot possibly fill up with enough blood to make them hard without causing a stroke. So the result is that they have big dicks, but they are on the soft side. I have had this confirmed time and time again by chicks I have been with who have also been with black dudes. Being a veteran cocksman I usually want to know where I stand in comparison to the fabled black dong, so I talk to them about it. The word is that the bigger the dick, the softer the dick.
Do you want to know why black men have bigger dicks than white men, as well as men of other races? I have a theory.
You seem so cocksure of yourself, I bet you have a lot of first hand knowledge.