Women are Incredible.....

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    Whatever you give us, we will give you more.

    If you give us sperm,
    We will give you a baby.

    If you give us a house,
    We will give you a home.

    If you give us groceries,
    We will give you a meal.

    If you give us a smile,
    We will give you our heart.

    We multiply whatever is given to us. But.... be careful. Never, ever give us any shit.
     
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    Good one Cali.
     
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    If you give us a divorce we will give you our home.
     
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    Even money?
     
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    There is no greater jewel to be had than a good wife.

    I have the best one ever.
     
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    See... that's what I mean about giving us shit. Not smart.
     
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    Okay..cool.

    I agree.

    Love my girlfriend.

    Even if she is a zombie.
     
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    I know some strippers than can multiply the money you give them.
     
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    If we give you a credit card, you will give us more bills.
     
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    Give us food and we'll give you sox to wash.
     
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