Woman from Wheeling

Discussion in 'Writing' started by janeeng, Oct 4, 2003.

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    There once was a women from wheeling
    who got a funny feeling
    so she laid on her back,
    spread open her crack,
    and pissed all over the ceiling!
     
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    That's about as old as I am! Here's one from my high school days:

    There once was a couple name Shelly
    Who are now living belly to belly
    Because in their haste
    They used library paste
    Instead of petroleum jelly
     
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    I suppose that fits the bill of "writing skills" :rolleyes:
     
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    Ah, let me bend over and you can start kissing! it is what it is and that's all it is!
     

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