The ClayTaurus
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- Sep 19, 2005
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Anyone? Anyone?The ClayTaurus said:The bird was dead.
Why did the hippo fall out of the tree?
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Anyone? Anyone?The ClayTaurus said:The bird was dead.
Why did the hippo fall out of the tree?
The ClayTaurus said:Anyone? Anyone?
The branch broke. Hippos are heavy. Duh.GotZoom said:He was chasing the bird?
The ClayTaurus said:The branch broke. Hippos are heavy. Duh.
Why did the mouse fall out of the tree?
Close. He was sitting on the hippo's shoulder.gop_jeff said:He was in the bird's stomach?
Abbey Normal said:What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in Church?
Hobbit said:What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's being dragged by a boat?
Yes.Kathianne said:Am I the only one not finding any humor here?
Abbey Normal said:Chum?
Actually, I figure the rest of you get something I'm missing. Ha, ha. Really missing.The ClayTaurus said:Yes.
That was a really good one Kathianne, I've never heard it before.
Clearly you're starting to master the art of non-humor humor. It's a timing/repetition genre.
The ClayTaurus said:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was glued to the first monkey.Semper Fi said:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
The ClayTaurus said:It was glued to the first monkey.
What do you call a man with a bus on his head?
Semper Fi said:It was STAPLED to the first monkey.
And I dont know what you call a man with a bus on his head.
The ClayTaurus said:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?