Why'd the little girl...

[The ClayTaurus]

The bird was dead.

Why did the hippo fall out of the tree?

Anyone? Anyone?

 

[GotZoom]

Anyone? Anyone?

He was chasing the bird?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

He was chasing the bird?

The branch broke. Hippos are heavy. Duh.

Why did the mouse fall out of the tree?

 

[5stringJeff]

The branch broke. Hippos are heavy. Duh.

Why did the mouse fall out of the tree?

He was in the bird's stomach?

 

[Abbey Normal]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in Church?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

He was in the bird's stomach?

Close. He was sitting on the hippo's shoulder.

Why did the lion fall out of the tree?

 

[Annie]

My, I'm so glad I didn't close this or D for that matter. Glad you all got the humor that escaped me. For once I guess I did the right thing.

 

[dilloduck]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at Wrigley Field?


First.

 

[Hobbit]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's being dragged by a boat?

 

[Abbey Normal]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in Church?

Geez, I guess I'll answer it myself.


Neal.

 

[Annie]

Am I the only one not finding any humor here?

 

[Abbey Normal]

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who's being dragged by a boat?

Chum?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Am I the only one not finding any humor here?

Yes.

That was a really good one Kathianne, I've never heard it before.
Clearly you're starting to master the art of non-humor humor. It's a timing/repetition genre.

 

[Hobbit]

Chum?

No, Skip.

 

[Annie]

Yes.

That was a really good one Kathianne, I've never heard it before.
Clearly you're starting to master the art of non-humor humor. It's a timing/repetition genre.

Actually, I figure the rest of you get something I'm missing. Ha, ha. Really missing.

 

[Semper Fi]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

 

[The ClayTaurus]

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

It was glued to the first monkey.

What do you call a man with a bus on his head?

 

[Semper Fi]

It was glued to the first monkey.

What do you call a man with a bus on his head?

It was STAPLED to the first monkey.

And I dont know what you call a man with a bus on his head.

 

[The ClayTaurus]

It was STAPLED to the first monkey.

And I dont know what you call a man with a bus on his head.

Stapled, glued, nutted and bolted... The key is that they were adhered to each other.

And as for what you call a man with a bus on his head?

Dead.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

 

[Semper Fi]

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Peer pressure.