From my viewpoint alot of the movement in a soccer game seems kind of meaningless. All the positioning and gradual establishment of field position can be eliminated by one big booming kick down the other end of the field.
I know a true affecionado of the sport sees it differently. Also as a hockey fan and someone who played street hockey as a kid as a goalie, the inability to score 20 goals a game on a net that big compared to the goalie drives me nuts.
Then not being able to score 100 touchdowns a game when the goal line is over 50 yards wide must drive you crazy.