why is this site sooooooooooo fucking slow to load!?

[daws101]

in the time it takes to load a page I can feed my dogs .
do a load of laundry and take a dump !
is anybody else having this problem?
xxxxxoxoxoxoxo daws101

 

[Pogo]

I noticed this too, about four hours ago. It gradually crept up a bit but still slllloooowww....

 

[Ravi]

It was done on Obama's orders.

 

[Derideo_Te]

Perhaps everyone is now on the "discouraged members" list!

 

[Ringel05]

At Ravi's urging........

 

[Ringel05]

Perhaps everyone is now on the "discouraged members" list!

PARTY!!!!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

The hamster that powers the site died overnight after battling a long illness. Had to wait until pet stores opened in the am to get a replacement.

 

[daws101]

The hamster that powers the site died overnight after battling a long illness. Had to wait until pet stores opened in the am to get a replacement.

I'd have GOTTEN A RAT they are faster.

 

[asaratis]

When the site is slow, the cash is flowing in from the ads that are downloading and the "offer-windows" that pop up occasionally when one opens a thread or clicks on a link.

It's ALL ABOUT THE MONEY!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. H.]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

 

[Pogo]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

Yanno, the smoker you drink, the player you get.

Why doncha give the site a whack upside da head, H. Git 'er movin' agin'.

 

[Mr. H.]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

Yanno, the smoker you drink, the player you get.

Why doncha give the site a whack upside da head, H. Git 'er movin' agin'.

More like a tolchock upside the gulliver.

 

[Mr. H.]

Yet, the issue of the compromised speed at which this forum hastens itself is not resolved.

Nor shall it ever be.

 

[Pogo]

Yet, the issue of the compromised speed at which this forum hastens itself is not resolved.

Nor shall it ever be.

World without end, Amen.

 

[kiwiman127]

I just love basketball.

 

[kiwiman127]

I just love basketball.

I posted this quote 23 hours and 17 minutes ago on the NBA Tonight thread and it just showed up on USMB and in the wrong thread.

I see USMB is picking up speed, the above post was posted 3 hours and 43 minutes from now.
Whew, now that's fast.

 

[Mr. H.]

Negroes are in charge around here now. They're doing half the work in twice the time.

Obama says it's OK.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

Yanno, the smoker you drink, the player you get.

Why doncha give the site a whack upside da head, H. Git 'er movin' agin'.

More like a tolchock upside the gulliver.

Whassup, brotch-bubbele?

 

[Mr. H.]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

Yanno, the smoker you drink, the player you get.

Why doncha give the site a whack upside da head, H. Git 'er movin' agin'.

More like a tolchock upside the gulliver.

Whassup, brotch-bubbele?

Nuttin', honey.

 

[Statistikhengst]

The forum is bloated with Adware, "new posts" have been restricted to five (count 'em, 5) pages, and no matter how much whiskey I drink you fuckers are as idiotic as ever.

Yanno, the smoker you drink, the player you get.

Why doncha give the site a whack upside da head, H. Git 'er movin' agin'.

More like a tolchock upside the gulliver.

Whassup, brotch-bubbele?

Nuttin', honey.

Well then, stop brotchin, kleine Bubbele...