Why is it that everything that tastes good is messy.....

[Moonglow]

Pass me the catsup Bonzi.

I need some mayo, anyone have a dispenser??

Gee, all I have is Miracle Whip.

even better! Miracle Whip is the BOMB!!!

It's better when you cook the egg in the oil and leave the mayo behind..

 

[Bonzi]

I don't think so - I guess I just need a plastic cover... I'm a freakin' slob....

You won't win....

no.... my dad would get so pissed at me would make me wear a bib when I was 12 - if a mess can be made, I'll make it... just another one of my sexy qualities......

Did you not text your ticket from the Big Muck?

I have no freaking clue what that means..

 

[Moonglow]

I don't think so - I guess I just need a plastic cover... I'm a freakin' slob....

You won't win....

no.... my dad would get so pissed at me would make me wear a bib when I was 12 - if a mess can be made, I'll make it... just another one of my sexy qualities......

Did you not text your ticket from the Big Muck?

I have no freaking clue what that means..

There is a contest right now, with the Big Muck having a code to text to win...

 

[saveliberty]

Pass me the catsup Bonzi.

I need some mayo, anyone have a dispenser??

Gee, all I have is Miracle Whip.

even better! Miracle Whip is the BOMB!!!

<reaches through monitor screen>

Here you go.

 

[Skull Pilot]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

If you think a big mac is good then you haven't had a good burger

 

[Delta4Embassy]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Just threw up a little in my mouth. Those should be banned as they violate international treaties on biological warfare.

Can make a proper burger buying each of the ingrediants from a grocery store and making it at home. Be better tasting, better nutrition, and you'd not be eating something made for cheap using frozen beef and produce you'd throw away if you saw it.

Fast food "burgers" are like telling a cheese afficiando Velveeta and Cheese-Wiz are cheeses.

 

[eagle1462010]

Bonzi needs to get out the whip cream and have some fun with the mess........Just saying....

 

[Bonzi]

Bonzi needs to get out the whip cream and have some fun with the mess........Just saying....

If it involves food, I'm in! I can imagine what you can do with a spray can.....

 

[Bonzi]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Just threw up a little in my mouth. Those should be banned as they violate international treaties on biological warfare.

Can make a proper burger buying each of the ingrediants from a grocery store and making it at home. Be better tasting, better nutrition, and you'd not be eating something made for cheap using frozen beef and produce you'd throw away if you saw it.

Fast food "burgers" are like telling a cheese afficiando Velveeta and Cheese-Wiz are cheeses.

There are just times for a Big Mac ..... yesterday was one!

 

[Bonzi]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

If you think a big mac is good then you haven't had a good burger

Oh I have had the home made on the grill loaded with spices, onions etc.
so yeah I have.... there was no time for that!

 

[Delta4Embassy]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Just threw up a little in my mouth. Those should be banned as they violate international treaties on biological warfare.

Can make a proper burger buying each of the ingrediants from a grocery store and making it at home. Be better tasting, better nutrition, and you'd not be eating something made for cheap using frozen beef and produce you'd throw away if you saw it.

Fast food "burgers" are like telling a cheese afficiando Velveeta and Cheese-Wiz are cheeses.

There are just times for a Big Mac ..... yesterday was one!

And tears run down my face like that Indian in the old litter PSAs.

 

[Bonzi]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Just threw up a little in my mouth. Those should be banned as they violate international treaties on biological warfare.

Can make a proper burger buying each of the ingrediants from a grocery store and making it at home. Be better tasting, better nutrition, and you'd not be eating something made for cheap using frozen beef and produce you'd throw away if you saw it.

Fast food "burgers" are like telling a cheese afficiando Velveeta and Cheese-Wiz are cheeses.

There are just times for a Big Mac ..... yesterday was one!

And tears run down my face like that Indian in the old litter PSAs.

I'm sure you'll get over it shortly....

I also eat Cheetos, drink cheap coffee and have had chili dogs from gas stations!

 

[Iceweasel]

Yesterday I was without a lunch and decided to fast food it so had a Whopper, something I very do. No mayo, which threw the guy for a loop. But he was a little annoyed with me, I think he was the shift manager. They had decided to clean the restrooms at lunch time so they were closed and I asked where I was supposed to wash my hands? It was clearly something he hadn't given thought to.

I was hungry and it was kinda tasty but damn, I felt like going the hospital afterwards. What do they put in that stuff? I felt like shit for at least 4 hours. How do you fast fooders do it?

 

[Iceweasel]

I also eat Cheetos, drink cheap coffee and have had chili dogs from gas stations!

Yeah but you're eager to meet Jesus.

 

[Likkmee]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Throw it in the blender and make a merican smoothie.

 

[Likkmee]

I also eat Cheetos, drink cheap coffee and have had chili dogs from gas stations!

Yeah but you're eager to meet Jesus.

WJETS ? Would Jesus Eat That Shit ?

 

[Bonzi]

Yesterday I was without a lunch and decided to fast food it so had a Whopper, something I very do. No mayo, which threw the guy for a loop. But he was a little annoyed with me, I think he was the shift manager. They had decided to clean the restrooms at lunch time so they were closed and I asked where I was supposed to wash my hands? It was clearly something he hadn't given thought to.

I was hungry and it was kinda tasty but damn, I felt like going the hospital afterwards. What do they put in that stuff? I felt like shit for at least 4 hours. How do you fast fooders do it?

I eat a bit of fast food every 2 weeks or so when I'm out and about.
If I'm at home it's usually salad for lunch, but lately, nothing sounds good - except for French Toast!

 

[Bonzi]

I also eat Cheetos, drink cheap coffee and have had chili dogs from gas stations!

Yeah but you're eager to meet Jesus.

If I could live on wine, beer and cigarettes I'd be much happier.
Husband won't allow me to self destruct so I have to find other methods.....

 

[Bonzi]

..... I don't care what you say, a Big Mac I awesome but damn.... half of it falls out while you are eating it.... PITA!

Throw it in the blender and make a merican smoothie.

ick!

I'll stick to my bottled water with Mio.

 

[Iceweasel]

I eat a bit of fast food every 2 weeks or so when I'm out and about.

So you build up a tolerance to it? Or you just get used to feeling like drooling livestock?