why don't psychics and preachers win the lottery

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    Just asking
     
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    Don't know about preachers, but w/r/t psychics, it's because all psi powers operate by altering probabilities, the alteration is always limited, and the chances of winning the lottery are so infinitessimally low to start with that no realistic amount of psi power can result in a decent chance of success.
     
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    Because the lottery numbers are always drawn in a vacuum tight room that won't allow any emission of "vibes" to escape or enter.
     
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    Its all rigged by the Party hacks.
     
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    Because they don't play.
     
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    Just curious....what do you do about the retarded, the lame, the sick, the orphans, the widows and the very old people.
     
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    Preachers don't win because God does not do wealth and power. If you knew anything about Jesus you would already know the answer.

    Psychics don't win because there are no psychics.
     
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    Classic question. When I meet a psychic who does win the lottery, I'll be a believer. Or a preacher for that matter.
     
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    Joel Osteen preaches about wealth and how to get it all the time.
     
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