Why doesn't God ZOT! any more?

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    He used to zot the bad guys. the great flood? Sodom and Gomorrha?(sp?) Plagues, all accompanied with lots of deaths.

    Did that liberal pacifist Jesus or that ghost to that to him when they merged with him?

    Kinda hard to imagine an eternal all powerful being changing like that.
     
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    btw Athiest or devout believer this is a valid theological question.
     
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    he only did that stuff before it could be verified.
     
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    He used to zot the shit out of people, didn't He? According to Revelation, He is going to zot like never before. :eek:
     
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    If I were God, I'd only take my finger off the big, red, Divine Retribution button long enough for it to repress so I could hit that fucker again! You'd think I had Parkinsons the way that hand would vibrate.
     
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    I don't know. Why don't you ask New Orleans, Haiti, Indonesia, Japan or maybe Thailand those questions? Think we have gotten off scott free?

    Oh by the way, it is not God that Zots but we may invite it from other sources.
     
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    Nobody did the zot like anteater.

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    God's mercy isn't something to be mocked.

    It's something to be thankful for.
     
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    does god use us to ZOT each other?
     

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