Why Does Obama Think He's A Celebrity

[Kobe]

I am selling off the rest of my farmland in iowa

I have many crops lbut corn is my major export

I can probably just retire once I sell the land

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A 9 BEDROOM 7 BATHROOM HOUSE??

That's the beauty of being rich I can do whatever I want

 

[Kobe]

Photonic

I will fly you out here if you want to see what a real life is like

I will cover your plane ticket and give you 5k spending money for the week

You can also drive around my brand new SUV

I talked to a few posters and heard you live in a trailer

 

[konradv]

I am selling off the rest of my farmland in iowa

I have many crops lbut corn is my major export

I can probably just retire once I sell the land

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A 9 BEDROOM 7 BATHROOM HOUSE??

That's the beauty of being rich I can do whatever I want

Congress for 10 years, eh? Now I do believe you. The CONS hate government, but manage to suck it as dry as any of the "freeloaders" they deplore.

 

[Photonic]

Photonic

I will fly you out here if you want to see what a real life is like

I will cover your plane ticket and give you 5k spending money for the week

You can also drive around my brand new SUV

I talked to a few posters and heard you live in a trailer

No thanks, can't have someone taking me away from my research.

I've lived in a trailer before, it's not so bad.

 

[Kobe]

Photonic

I will fly you out here if you want to see what a real life is like

I will cover your plane ticket and give you 5k spending money for the week

You can also drive around my brand new SUV

I talked to a few posters and heard you live in a trailer

No thanks, can't have someone taking me away from my research.

I've lived in a trailer before, it's not so bad.

Reserach LOL

I will put you to work on my farmland

It's almost 5 thousand acres of land

I own it outright since the 80s

I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty and do some work on my own if I'm bored

Offer will stand until midnight if you want to see what a real life looks like

I will cover the plane ticket and give you 5k spending money for the week

 

[blastoff]

Can't speak for the rest of you folks in here but I just really like cyber rich people who have their self-esteem so well squared away they attempt to impress complete strangers on a message board. Gosh, if only you could have joined us sooner than just a mere 8 posts ago.

 

[boilermaker55]

What is it that makes you so jealous? Are you still in middle school?
Saying you worked in Congress for 10 yrs, what did you do, sweep the floors?
Get over yourself.
President Obama , 4 more years.

Prick wins an election and all of a sudden back to multiple TV appearances

Talk shows, SNL, Oprah Interview, Sportscenter,

Goes to Brad Pitt's parties

I say impeach, get a real president in there not a celebrity

I was a member of congress for over 10 years and after Obama rigged this election I quit

I'm moving to Costa Rica

 

[Kobe]

Can't speak for the rest of you folks in here but I just really like cyber rich people who have their self-esteem so well squared away they attempt to impress complete strangers on a message board. Gosh, if only you could have joined us sooner than just a mere 8 posts ago.

Step back or get clipped kid

I'll smack the teeth right out of your mouth

I had 12 people working under me in congress

Many came to me for advice on the market and economy

 

[mamooth]

Myself, I only take a break from ordering my 3,000 servants to pamper me because I am gracious enough to share my wisdom with you all.

(I was amusing myself by smacking Chuck Norris around, but that was too easy.)