Who is Joe Biden and why the hell is he running for President?

[Blackrook]

Dick Cheney was probably the most powerful Vice-President in American history.

Obama decided not to have such a role for Joe Biden, and kept him firmly out of the inner circle of power while he was Vice-President.

So what has Joe really done in his life which earns him the right to run for President?

Right now, my mind is a blank.

I know he harassed some people during confirmation hearings, made the wife of one man cry.

 

[bodecea]

You don't know who Joe Biden is? Boy...talk about low-information voters.....

 

[Trumpnation]

Good question. According the Sean Hannity, recent polling conducted by Donald Trump and White House, our great president is a head in all states by least 36 points against every single Democratic canidates, include Biden. According to Hannity's report, if the election were held today, Trump would win by a landslide in all 52 states. Not only that, Donald's Trump's popularity world wide is so massive, Trump would be appointed leader in most countries, including Canada, China, Mexico, Japan, and North Korea. With each passing day, Donald Trump gets more and more popular, even Sean Hannity had ask the obvious question that has been on Donald Trump's mind "Do we really need a election in 2020 when the results are so obvious?"

 

[BULLDOG]

Good question. According the Sean Hannity, recent polling conducted by Donald Trump and White House, our great president is a head in all states by least 36 points against every single Democratic canidates, include Biden. According to Hannity's report, if the election were held today, Trump would win by a landslide in all 52 states. Not only that, Donald's Trump's popularity world wide is so massive, Trump would be appointed leader in most countries, including Canada, China, Mexico, Japan, and North Korea. With each passing day, Donald Trump gets more and more popular, even Sean Hannity had ask the obvious question that has been on Donald Trump's mind "Do we really need a election in 2020 when the results are so obvious?"

And when you think about it, his hands aren't really that small, after all. They are big enough to hold a Big Mac without dropping it almost every time.