White Santa Robs Bank

[Howey]

Is this Megan's white santa?

Santa Claus is known for giving gifts, but a very bad Santa on Monday robbed a Volusia County SunTrust and left behind a present that forced the evacuation of the bank.

The man, wearing a Santa hat, beard and long white wig walked into the bank in Port Orange about 3:15 p.m., two days before Christmas, with a package wrapped in red patterned holiday wrap, a picture released by police shows.

The robber placed the box on the counter in front of a teller, implied that the package was dangerous and demanded money, said Lt. John Jakovenko, a police spokesman. He did not have a weapon.

The fake Santa, who also wore sunglasses, walked out with an undetermined amount of cash and left the package behind.

 

[norwegen]

Did he get away with his reindeer? Maybe he just needed a few bucks.

 

[Politico]

You hate white people we get it.

 

[Rozman]

Maybe he needed the money to pay for his ObamaCare which for him was not very affordable...

 

[Godboy]

White Santas are racist.