what's worse?

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What's worse?

Granny shoes or baby blues?

Grandpa's diary or mom's fishing skills?

Sister's hair or personal pee puddles?


What's worse?..


Diary blues or no new shoes?

Wedlock kid or kid in wedlock?

Hopes unfilled or hopes not hoped for?

Mom's funeral plot or dad's missing arm?


What's worse:....

A horse bridle or a pig needing to be cleaned?

A house full of rooms or a house full of things?

A lawn that needs mowing or fake grass?


What's worse?



What's worse???

Not believing 1 or not believing 2?

Not being included or being excluded?

Keeping someone out or not noticing the one that is in?


What's worse?



What's worse?

Acting your age or being of age?

What's worse?

Wearing shoes or wearing sandals?

Wearing shorts or wearing pants?


What's worse?

Sundays or Fridays?


What's worse?

Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?

What's worse?

Yes's or No's?


What's worse??

Stolen identity or identified falsely?

What's worse?

Waking up in your bed or hoping to not go to sleep?



What's worse?

Hurting another or hurting yourself?



What's worse??

Dealing with the invisible or dealing with the visible?

What's worse??

Calling 9-11 or not calling at all?


What's worse?

Time before the use of coins or time after the use of coins?
 
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So Noah, Ham, Shem and (J)apheth all arrive..

Noah looks around.. Shem? Yes?
(J)apheth? Yes?
Ham? Yes?


They all get their gauges.. they needed to be sure they were still the same persons..

They look around... hmmm .. a new world it seems.. much unlike the one we came from.. let's go and see what this is about...

So they all start to walk around... night begins to fall and they wonder.. how did we get here again?

They're trying to get cues .. where do you sleep around here? Everything is so 'concrete'.. like those bricks we used to use for the water wells.. but these are as wide and far as your eyes can see and it sure isn't looking pretty,... where does anyone sleep around here???


They see those high places with the lights shining out.. They don't want to recline back in a storage of sorts,... those compartments..


They continue looking.. my goodness.. how in God's Name did we end up here and what the heck are we supposed to if we can't find our way back??



So, what's worse??

Time before the use of coins or time after the use of coins?
 
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God's humor... I tried.. I really did.. I almost was able to squeeze in there.. I hope i didn't rattle the walls alot..


Trying to fit into a size nine shoes must be rough if you wear 13's..


The Other's Humor... everything will be okay.. He'll love it in there.. After all, He IS God.


The residence's humor... oh.. this is going to be a treat! let's get out the dishes.. We're having God over..



The friends' humor... oh stop being so rude.. He's trying to be nice..

The personal humor... maybe I'll get a million dollars dropped into my lap...


The servant is not greater than his master nor is the master greater than his.


Heads is heads.. tails is not.



Their Humor.. .. Um.. that wasn't funny..

Their Humor... they all think we can't use contractions in speaking or say ums... lol

inability to be able to might be perfect rigidity. Absolute perfect sentences and sentence structures and words. Speaking that for long enough time and all else might be as a foreign language.

umm... What is a umm?
 
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What's worse?

Granny shoes or baby blues?

Grandpa's diary or mom's fishing skills?

Sister's hair or personal pee puddles?


What's worse?..


Diary blues or no new shoes?

Wedlock kid or kid in wedlock?

Hopes unfilled or hopes not hoped for?

Mom's funeral plot or dad's missing arm?


What's worse:....

A horse bridle or a pig needing to be cleaned?

A house full of rooms or a house full of things?

A lawn that needs mowing or fake grass?


What's worse?



What's worse???

Not believing 1 or not believing 2?

Not being included or being excluded?

Keeping someone out or not noticing the one that is in?


What's worse?



What's worse?

Acting your age or being of age?

What's worse?

Wearing shoes or wearing sandals?

Wearing shorts or wearing pants?


What's worse?

Sundays or Fridays?


What's worse?

Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow?

What's worse?

Yes's or No's?


What's worse??

Stolen identity or identified falsely?

What's worse?

Waking up in your bed or hoping to not go to sleep?



What's worse?

Hurting another or hurting yourself?



What's worse??

Dealing with the invisible or dealing with the visible?

What's worse??

Calling 9-11 or not calling at all?


What's worse?

Time before the use of coins or time after the use of coins?
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