What would you do?

[Big Black Dog]

If you knew for sure that Jesus was coming back to Earth at 11:30 am today, what would you do?

I'd take a good shower at 10:30 am, smoke a couple of Marlboro's, and get ready to go meet the good man...

 

[RDD_1210]

How is he getting here? Flying in? Solid chance his flight will be delayed anyway.

 

[uscitizen]

How would I know for sure he was coming back?


How would an semetic/arabic guy like Jesus get past homeland security without proper papers?

 

[Avatar4321]

Clean myself up, put on some nice clothes, Clean my house so He could stay over if He wanted to. And meditate and ponder the scriptures.

 

[RDD_1210]

I hope he doesn't try to come in through Arizona. No way he'll be allowed in.