What would you do?

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    If you knew for sure that Jesus was coming back to Earth at 11:30 am today, what would you do?

    I'd take a good shower at 10:30 am, smoke a couple of Marlboro's, and get ready to go meet the good man...
     
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    How is he getting here? Flying in? Solid chance his flight will be delayed anyway.
     
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    How would I know for sure he was coming back?


    How would an semetic/arabic guy like Jesus get past homeland security without proper papers?
     
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    Clean myself up, put on some nice clothes, Clean my house so He could stay over if He wanted to. And meditate and ponder the scriptures.
     
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    I hope he doesn't try to come in through Arizona. No way he'll be allowed in.
     

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